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Song Parodies -> "Jets Beat The Pat's"

Original Song Title:

"Eight Days A Week"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Jets Beat The Pat's"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Let's go, GANG GREEN, on a BIG playoff game this weekend:
Ooh we'll read that headline,
Car di ac, Part two.
Play..offs Jets are hungry
Super bowl will do...

Smash them, trashed them, beat..ing easy
Can't wait to read on Monday,
Jet's Beat The Pat's!

Brady's balls go no where,
Covered all the time
Jets pass rush they can't bear,
Sack team at their prime

Bump him, shove him, Tom sees, green sleeves
Tom eats Fox..bor..o turf more,
Jet's feed to Pat's

Jet's feed to Pat's….
pain not used to…..
Jet's show to Pat's….
This round's Gang Green's the press will share

Ohh there goes more touchdowns
Sanchez came alive
Holmes and Braylon score now
And runn…ing game eats time

Pat's beat, dead meat, Jet's needs, growing
One more game then line for….

A Super seat....
A Super seat....
Copyright 2011

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Old Man Ribber - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Mark - Best of luck! I really haven't followed the Jets since Super Bowl III. I do give Ryan an even-money chance of displacing Belichek as the most annoying NFL coach since Jerry Glanville. Fine parody. ;D
Mark Scotti - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ribber! I'm a Giants fan primarily, but I like the Jets' Hutsba.....
AFW - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm not much of a football fan, but I like your parody, and admire your winning spirit
John Barry - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment
I like the parody. But I hope you're wrong!
Mark Scotti - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks to AFW & John. Go green.....
TJC - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice job, Mark! I know they can do it--with enough stimulants on board--You know, Bennies In The Jets...
Max Power - January 15, 2011 - Report this comment
I hope you're right. It won't be easy however since the Jets are the NFL's answer to the MLB's Mets. Here's hoping for the big upset!
John Jenkins - January 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Good stuff, particularly the 'green sleeves' line, but what's with all the apostrophes?
? to The Cat Sniffer - January 16, 2011 - Report this comment
I agree with you dude...
Mark Scotti - January 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks an cheers to TJC, Max, John(aposrophies slipped in, i was building a metaphor line that i changed and forgot to remove them), and thanks to the Sniffer...
Mark Scotti - January 16, 2011 - Report this comment
To John again. WHOOPS! I saw was you meant about Jet's with the apostophes....my bad....
Max Power - January 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Much of New England are now having a Patriotic funeral. Want to know what song is playing at the funeral? "Benny and the Jets!"
Mark Scotti - January 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks Max! I saw that one coming. When a defense is ON, it has the tools to rattle Brady, and they should always expect a possible upset when division rivals play each other...
squire malloy - January 17, 2011 - Report this comment
how prescient! Who do you like next week?
Mark Scotti - January 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks squire! I have to like the Jets, they just have too much momentum and desire. But I am a Steeler fan as well. it's a win/win for me in either result.

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