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Song Parodies -> "Sign Right Here, Pay Up Now"

Original Song Title:

"OB-LA-DI, OB-LA-DA"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Sign Right Here, Pay Up Now"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

I'm going to be submitting several on the topics of Divorce for a project I'm working on. This one focuses on favoritism given to women(for the most part), in divorce cases.
Divorce sucks the life out of the Father's face
Women's rights are stronger on the stand
These days in court women just get more space
Don't argue or she will just end up with more grand

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Chorus:
Sign right here, pay up now
Kids just frown, wow
Funny how her life just moves on..

Visit here, pick up there
Dad's life gone, now
Got mowed down just like the lawn...
****

Daddy accused daily of not loving kids
Mama lying, jury hears her sing
Defense lawyers losing motions, hopes just skid
And daddy feels like a bug, she peeled off his wings

***
Chorus:
He says please, She says ha
Bend over, now
Take it for your rights are just gone...

You're a man, you lose now
Breasts have more, clout
Sorry that with her I spawed...
***

Broken system I fear
Should re-build like fair deals known
with what's best for the kids
getting hit so hard
By Mommy and Daddy's stones

Challenge coutroom scew ups in a divorce case
Daddy needs some reviews not so bad
Mommy tried to sell it though her lying face
Now in the courtroom, fairness out there on the stand

***
Chorus:
Revew here, settle now
Justice found, wow
Easy how the truth can be gone

Docket here, prove it there
Truth comes out, now
Everybody's life moves on...
***




Copyright 2011

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Old Man Ribber - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Mark - Great to see you back! This is so true that it makes us cringe as we laugh. Fine job. ;D
Mark Scotti - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR! Good to be back. Hope to post more soon...
AFW - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Done there - been that...good gavelin'
WarrenB - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice rhyming and rhythm. Sounded a little harsh at times, and I'm certain the lying goes both ways in many cases. Haven't been down that road, and hope never to travel it. Looking forward to the rest of the series.
Christie Marie M - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Mark, nice to see you parodies again and yep, divorce is pretty hard. Sounds like my friends' uncle and his ex-wife as well. A decree of 5's for this one!
Mark Scotti - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment
A "sentence" of "thanks" is decreed for AFW, Warren & Christie!!
Meriadoc - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment
"She wears silk underwear - I wear my last year's pair..."
Blaydeman - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hit the funny on a fairly serious theme. Good job, welcome back.
Mark Scotti - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Blaydeman!
Abbott Skelding - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM : A couple of funny lines in there, however, the pacing was off a little for me...but nice work overall!
Mark Scotti - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Abbott.
Wild Child JIN - February 15, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM: I'll sign the comment "Excellent Job!" right here and pay you three 5's right now! ;-)
Mark Scotti - February 15, 2011 - Report this comment
A "decree" of thanks to you, Wild Child!
Arwen - February 18, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM...I'll be interested to see the rest of the songs for the project...this one didn't do it for me too much. Despite a couple of pacing stumbles, this was well written, and I think you did what you set out to do...but it just wasn't exceptionally funny to me...
Matthias - February 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Like Arwen this one wasn't my cup of tea. I generally enjoy your work but this one was just bad timing for me seeing that my parents just got a divorce.
Mark Scotti - February 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks Arwen and Matthias(Sorry to read about your parents.). All I had to enter this month was from a small series I wrote about divorce for a project I am working on.
Below Average Dave - February 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Um. . .yeah sorry, I know that these stories happen, but in my case, I was wishing for my parents to get divorced for a long time--long story short--I didn't like my dad--my memories of him from my first 16 years of life were *less than good* and when my mom divorced him, well I celebrated. . .this one was on a very serious topic, which can be done, but I'm afraid it just didn't appeal to me-sorry
Mark Scotti - February 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks Dave. I knew it wouldn't get the "blessing' of everyone, but that was about the only creative thing I did last month.
bobpiecheese - February 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Basically what Arwen said. This was an interesting idea, but execution-wise...not so great. Divorce is a touchy subject, and this just seemed to grounded in reality to really be funny.
Mark Scotti - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Bobpie.
EthanM - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Wasn't really funny at all, as said before it's pretty much impossible for the subject to be funny, but the pacing and rhyming were good.

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