-> "Sign Right Here, Pay Up Now"
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"Sign Right Here, Pay Up Now"
Divorce sucks the life out of the Father's face
Women's rights are stronger on the stand
These days in court women just get more space
Don't argue or she will just end up with more grand
Sign right here, pay up now
Kids just frown, wow
Funny how her life just moves on..
Visit here, pick up there
Dad's life gone, now
Got mowed down just like the lawn...
Daddy accused daily of not loving kids
Mama lying, jury hears her sing
Defense lawyers losing motions, hopes just skid
And daddy feels like a bug, she peeled off his wings
He says please, She says ha
Bend over, now
Take it for your rights are just gone...
You're a man, you lose now
Breasts have more, clout
Sorry that with her I spawed...
Broken system I fear
Should re-build like fair deals known
with what's best for the kids
getting hit so hard
By Mommy and Daddy's stones
Challenge coutroom scew ups in a divorce case
Daddy needs some reviews not so bad
Mommy tried to sell it though her lying face
Now in the courtroom, fairness out there on the stand
Revew here, settle now
Justice found, wow
Easy how the truth can be gone
Docket here, prove it there
Truth comes out, now
Everybody's life moves on...
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