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Song Parodies -> "Loose I Got These Fries By Crimin'"

Original Song Title:

"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Loose I Got These Fries By Crimin'"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Fix you some kelp and some goat sautéed liver,
With tangy green teas and farmer made ryes.
But tummy calls you to transfer bites wholly,
Those curls that's applied to French fries.
Hunger pains holler, they yell oh so mean,
Powering over you dread.
Cooks you implore for the yum to supply,
They just yawn.

Juicy, want some fries for dinin'.
Lousy are these guys I'm dyin'.
Hungry for some fries get fryin'.


Swallow on down just a smidge hunger's mountin'.
No hocking wurst heapfuls beat large swell o' fries.
In between whiles they're not swift seems like hours,
So slow I'll regrettably die.
Stewed caper's waxy all smeared on the floor,
Waiter please make up my tray.
Primed for a snack, am I had by these clowns?
Aw come on!

Duty's to your fries, get fryin'.
Rudely won't comply, I'm sighin'.
Moody are these guys, not lyin'.


Fixture on shelf on a tray at food station,
Are sar-a-dines quartered and cooked curly fries.
Boldenly yum-yum, I snare from the tray pile,
Those curls of delightful French fries.

Lucky now's this guy, I'm dinin'.
Loose I got these fries, by crimin'.
Chewy and so fly, I'm grindin'.


Loose I got these fries, by crimin'...

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 8

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Rod W - November 29, 2010 - Report this comment
That was good, and what a lot to 'bite off'! I'd be annoyed if that didn't take you some time. "Stewed caper's waxy all smeared on the floor" --painted a good picture of that place!
AFW - November 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Welcome back, Guy...things been sort of lean around here, lately. We need more regular alumni, like yourself, back on board. Good job on the fries parody...not much for the curly one, I prefer the old fashioned straights..
Guy - November 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Rod W. - I wrung my hands over that line and I am so glad to see that the mental picture I wanted to portray did indeed "Paint" itself as intended. Thanks so much for your attention and kind comment. =;-)

Farce - It will probably be hit and miss with me out here for a while. I have a lot on my plate, but felt the need to put out some read. Thanks as always good buddy for your comment. I've been doing some of the comps on the messageboard.

I won my 3rd "GOLD" back in the July SOTM with "Any Lane". Then in mid October I won the ABC letters S & T "Gold" with "Sister's Underwear ". I'm currently in Artistry featuring OS from "Queen" - Bo-Rhap 404 parody called "404 Atrophy" - Not doing so hot in the current ABC W & X round with "Wisened Guy's" which should wrap up tonight. I have for ABC Y & Z round "Yikes In What Sat In"? Starts up tomorrow.

You should try your hand at the comps. Never could get you and Alvin on board with these. You guys would kick butt. Caio buddy.

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