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Song Parodies -> "Father Mackenzie"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Father Mackenzie"

Parody Written by:

Patrick McWilliams

The Lyrics

No offense intended to lesbians. In fact, many of my male acquaintances will admit to lesbian tendencies. In today's government-sabotaged economy, people are sometimes forced to take disagreeable jobs just to survive. On the other hand, the TSA will attract people who enjoy what they are doing.
Ah, look at all the naked people!
Ah, fondle all the naked people!

Eleanor Rigby waits in a line for some dyke to caress her behind
What will she find?
Grabs her "bazookas", intimate contact she never performed with a man
Just 'cause she can

TSA Gestapo
Where do they all come from?
TSA Gestapo
Get paid to grope your bum

Father Mackenzie, defrocked by his church for some acts with an eight year old boy
Found new employ
Getting his jollies, toddlers to teens though the ones in between he likes best
Fears no arrest

All the silent sheeple
Why do they not protest?
All compliant sheeple
So easy to molest

Eleanor Rigby, late for her flight, gave in to an uncontrolled rage
She's in a cage
Father Mackenzie, sticking his fingers inside of a little boy's clothes
His dad broke his nose

TSA Gestapo (They look at all the naked people)
The things they do are wrong
TSA Gestapo (They fondle all the naked people)
In jail's where they belong
Sheeple: right-wing term for masses of people who unquestioningly accept every government intrusion without protest.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Dr. Oliver Clozoff - November 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Nicely done! 555! "toddlers to teens though the ones in between he likes best" was especially good.
Rod W - November 29, 2010 - Report this comment
That rocked! Dead-on pacing and commentary throughout, and funny lines. LOL at "His dad broke his nose". It's stunning how much we've lost in this country and most people are just oblivious to it.

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