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Song Parodies -> "Thanksgiving Feast"

Original Song Title:

"Eight Days A Week"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Thanksgiving Feast"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Early "Happy Thanksgiving" wishes to all who celebrate:
Ooh I need some turkey,
Stuffing on my mind.
Candied yams and taters,
Soup and salad time., feed me,, fee..ding.

Just can't wait for Thursday's,
Thanksgiving feast.

Pumpkin pie with Cool Whip,
Homemade Apple Pie
Eating like a cruise ship
Man, I'm getting wide.


Now I'm planning my couch trip.
Wake me at three. feasts
They stu....ff you feasts
Eat too much just like a bear.

So much food I can't take,
More guests have arrived.
Brought a cherry cheescake,
My stomach's back alive

Cof..fee, wake me, serve me, cookies,

Football watching good times with,
A Turkey feast. feast
infla.....tes you.
That turkey feast
The tryptophan makes vision blurred.

Belt buckle is loose now,
Couch time, on my mind
Weight gain from one meal whoa!
Gym time next in line

Push me, tush needs, ex...ceeds, pants seams
Must lose weight next year for my,

Thankgiving feast

Thankgiving feast....
My stomach needs....
A turkey feast....
Copyright 2010

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Matthias - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
My Thanksgiving tune is coming shortly... I'm going to turn Aerosmith's "Big Ten Inch Record" into "Big Ten Pound Turkey". Stay tuned! And great job!
Old Man Ribber - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark - A veritable parody feast! A most appetizing and flavorful work. I'm carving you three fives! ;D
Peter Andersson - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
The pacing worked really good, so it's only me being a nitpick when I point out that you forgot to stuff the line "Com..fy,," with a fourth word. I've decided to not care when voting, so 555.
Mark Scotti - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
"Seconds' of thanks to Matthias, OMR, and to Peter('re right. Meant to add that but missed going back to it when I posted..) should have extra word 'droo...ling"
AFW - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Very tasty parody...certainly no turkey
Patrick - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Nicely paced. There's nothing better than turkey when it comes to holiday eating.
John Barry - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
A feast of funniness, especially the "cruise ship" verse.
Mark Scotti - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
"Giving" Thanks, to AFW, Patrick and John(That was my favorite lines too...)
Dan Creeden - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
A tasteful treat for Thanksgiving. But I think you need one more thing. Let me add one thing to your Thanksgiving meal Cranberry Sauce. It is the boss In comes in jellied or as a whole Cranberry Sauce with Turkey :)
Below Average Dave - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
This is one of The Beatles better songs, and Thanksgiving is kind of stuck between all the big holidays and as such has far less dedication than the other three that surround it, good parody
P Pete - November 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I, P.Pete love to eat, and this parody is delicious
Mark Scotti - November 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Delicious thanks to Dan(Damn, I forgot the Crangerry sauce!!! LOL), Dave & P Pete!!!
alvin - November 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark Scotti - November 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Happy holidays and thanks, Alvin!

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