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Song Parodies -> "Whack Kathy Lee"

Original Song Title:

"Act Naturally"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Whack Kathy Lee"

Parody Written by:

Parody Pete

The Lyrics

They're gonna' put me on the TV
I'm gonna' be a huge celebrity
A brand new twinklin' Star on NBC's Today show
And all I gotta do is whack Kathy Lee

I'll be swappin' gossip on there with Hoda
Could win an Emmy you never can tell
I'll help the chef mix food and sip some old wine
Those things I can do just as well

So, I hope you tune me in on the Today show
We'll have fun, I'll serve some dandruff tea
I'll do all the things they make so exciting,
It's easy, I'll just go and whack Kathy Lee

I'll be so great, they're prob'lly gonna' wanna' clone me
And put me on some other shows to see
I'll flip my hair and laugh on cue at Hoda
All I gotta do is whack Kathy Lee

I'll have ladies sobbin' out their sad stories
women'll call in, say they cried like heck
A vocalist will sing about their sad plight,
You'll see tears a' runnin' down our neck

Only yesterday I went and signed a contract
Promised to be gaggy as could be
Put my X on the line that said to snuff her,
Yeah, all I gotta do is whack Kathy Lee

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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Michael Pacholek - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Get in line, pal. We've all wanted to whack Kathie Lee a few times. (I won't dock you any points for misspelling her name, though.) I wonder, has anyone turned "Lola" into "Hoda" yet?
Claude Prez - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I have no idea who this "Hoda" person is, and if anyone had asked, I wouldn't have been able to tell if Kathie Lee was still around doing stuff, but this was a great idea for a parody. Hilarious title, and reasonably well executed. Nice job.
Old Man Ribber - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Nicely done! I look forward to tuning in one morning and seeing Live With Regis And Parody Pete. ;D
Pete - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh,'re right, Mr. Pacholek, and thanks for v and c. And thanks to you, Mr. Prez. I admire your parodies in the archives. And thank you, also, Mr. Ribber. ohh, yes..but that was a few years back, for that job I'd have to write, "Whack Kelly Ripa", which, no doubt, would please some tv viewers, too.

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