-> "Let's Fry Some Doves"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Parody Song Title:
"Let's Fry Some Doves"
Let's fry some doves, doves
Let's fry some doves....
I lost the job, my magic stinks they penned
And economy's not right
And all my benefits just end
Just what will I eat tonight?
'Cause I'm so scared and tight... for money
So honey let's fry some doves
I'll pull that rabbit out my hat
Got a recipe for stew
He'll end up as a trick short lived
But what a meal I'll make for you
Hasenpfeffer won't need... no money
Bunny, hat's full enough
Let's fry some doves
Little bodies tasty, though
My hat is stuffed....
Woe, woe, no, dough
Now I don't need assistant thinks
That I'll pay her on time...
Now she needs to dissappear, wink wink
She's yummy, I'll rely
That she'll taste good when.. glazed with honey
Now Tammy we are free of
She's served with love
Fricassee'd end of show
My body's stuffed
No, no, no, show....
Pray you don't see my magic ring
Or you'll be served tonight
Ask me how to do that trick saw thing
And I will sure comply
For you're quite plump... I'm short for money
Your paying me with your blood
Yumm, I need your blood, blood...
With fried up doves....., woe.....
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