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Song Parodies -> "Rum Together"
Original Song Title:
"Come Together"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Rum Together"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
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Shot me... Shot me... Shot me... Shot me...
One double shot drop,
This rum, proofing up holy.
Like a coo-coo high ball,
Make you rolly poller.
You won't care, if, you can't see,
Downing rum and cokers,
He just drinks then he'll seize.
Suit me... Suit me... Suit me... Suit me...
It flares like moonshine,
It makes go wham hooch crawl.
Gut rot, drunkie stinker,
Dilute Coca-Cola.™
He say, here's to you, here's to me,
Drink it up until you,
Got to go take a pee.
Rum is better, right now, tight is he.
Toot me... Toot me... Toot me...
Has vague deduction,
He one, dull ass dumb coot.
He talk oh so, quite bored,
He one fire cracker.
Slipped his feet, down, he bows his knees,
Bold and full of charm-ware,
He just feels oh so pleased.
Rum together, with coke, on a spree.
Shot me... Quite...
He's rolling coasters,
Bar-keep, sternly warning.
He one, bloody sot there,
He's blown, out of kilter.
He drink, some, more rum, he's done, by three,
Can't tell where he's looking,
He can no longer see.
Rum is better, with coke, naturally.
Scoot me... Scoot me... Scoot me... Shoot me!
Rum together, yeah... Rum together yeah...
Rum together, yeah... Rum together yeah...
Rum together, yeeah... Rum together, yeeeeah....
Rum together, yeeeeah... Rum together, yeah... Rum together... yeah...
One double shot drop,
This rum, proofing up holy.
Like a coo-coo high ball,
Make you rolly poller.
You won't care, if, you can't see,
Downing rum and cokers,
He just drinks then he'll seize.
Suit me... Suit me... Suit me... Suit me...
It flares like moonshine,
It makes go wham hooch crawl.
Gut rot, drunkie stinker,
Dilute Coca-Cola.™
He say, here's to you, here's to me,
Drink it up until you,
Got to go take a pee.
Rum is better, right now, tight is he.
Toot me... Toot me... Toot me...
Has vague deduction,
He one, dull ass dumb coot.
He talk oh so, quite bored,
He one fire cracker.
Slipped his feet, down, he bows his knees,
Bold and full of charm-ware,
He just feels oh so pleased.
Rum together, with coke, on a spree.
Shot me... Quite...
He's rolling coasters,
Bar-keep, sternly warning.
He one, bloody sot there,
He's blown, out of kilter.
He drink, some, more rum, he's done, by three,
Can't tell where he's looking,
He can no longer see.
Rum is better, with coke, naturally.
Scoot me... Scoot me... Scoot me... Shoot me!
Rum together, yeah... Rum together yeah...
Rum together, yeah... Rum together yeah...
Rum together, yeeah... Rum together, yeeeeah....
Rum together, yeeeeah... Rum together, yeah... Rum together... yeah...
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15 votes for this swell man's jest. Ho, ho, ho, what I chortle for "Rum. . ."
Sir John - I like the phasing switch on the comment. I'm fiving the comment. And thanks for partaking in this read of yet another "Come Together" parody of mine.
I'm a gin man, myself. But this may start me drinking some 151 in the near future. Or is that 555?
Great stuff... and the parody's not bad, either! ;) 555 toasts to you!
Warren - Yikes 151!!! Yeah like the character in this parody you'll be begging "Shoot me!" after you imbibe. Libations and thanks!
FG - You'd surely be toast after 555 rounds. Thanks for the shot.
FG - You'd surely be toast after 555 rounds. Thanks for the shot.
I'll definitely drink to that one, Guy! Here's 3 sets of 5's you can 'rum'-mage!! ;)
Christie - Exactly! That is what they need at the liquor stores - a RUMage sale! So tell me is gin rummy gin and rum mixed together? Thanks Christie for your comment.
A fine rum-pus of a party, and *any* parody is an improvement over TOS! (reaches into pocket, pulls out three rum-pled Fives) Congrats on your rum-atoid art-writis. ;)
Your comment is very flattering and much appreciarted CapTTain Morgan™ not to mention extremely witty. I give you 5's for your comment. Thanks!
That's OK, it was obvious that you had rum-inated a long time over this... Think that might be the first time I've ever been Fived for a comment, but where do you click to vote? 8-0 .... Maybe we should talk to ChuckyG about a "Rate This Comment" feature? ;-)
Bacardiac ArresTT - you were the 2nd comment I fived today. I fived John Barry above. You know voting on the comments might make troll typists think twice and simmer down a bit. This may not be a bad idea.
Like the rolling coasters line, as well as, many others...you haven't lost your zing...I don't imbibe anymore, since my heart problems, ...maybe I should check with my cardiologist..to see if it's alright for me to read a drinking parody...this one is intoxicatng.Top job, here...security code is 4CC..maybe that's all I'm allowed to ingest.
As a spicy 'Captain Morgan' wannabee,[ Arrrrgh!] I heartily approve, matey!
Excellent parody!
Nobody told me the old people were coming back. : /
Are you including yourself in that comment? :) :) :)
... FWIW, I tried to email you about my return with my "BP" parody of this past Tuesday, but got an error -- "no such address" So whatever I have for you is obsolete (something about an Italian dessert at the ahole company). If you send me your new address, I'd be happy to add it to the "alert" list, since I don't think I'm back at the old, 5-10 parodies/week pace -- more like "now and then, when the urge strikes".
And yes, it was a pleasant surprise to see your presence (and incomprehensible comment, LOL) @ my post today. No obligation to read Tuesday's, as it's rather contrarian and unorthodox, like most of my political stuff.
Still missing a lot of the "old people" -- KR, SMcA, etc,, and the newer old people -- M4BU, BJ21... it's a time-consuming, though gratifyingm hobby, and burnout is an occupational hazard for the prolific, except for the extraterrestrial JAB, of course, who somehow never burns out. Being a trust-fund bum must be great! (And to think he made fun of Tony BP's yacht!)
... FWIW, I tried to email you about my return with my "BP" parody of this past Tuesday, but got an error -- "no such address" So whatever I have for you is obsolete (something about an Italian dessert at the ahole company). If you send me your new address, I'd be happy to add it to the "alert" list, since I don't think I'm back at the old, 5-10 parodies/week pace -- more like "now and then, when the urge strikes".
And yes, it was a pleasant surprise to see your presence (and incomprehensible comment, LOL) @ my post today. No obligation to read Tuesday's, as it's rather contrarian and unorthodox, like most of my political stuff.
Still missing a lot of the "old people" -- KR, SMcA, etc,, and the newer old people -- M4BU, BJ21... it's a time-consuming, though gratifyingm hobby, and burnout is an occupational hazard for the prolific, except for the extraterrestrial JAB, of course, who somehow never burns out. Being a trust-fund bum must be great! (And to think he made fun of Tony BP's yacht!)
AFW - No libations for this kid either. I drank enough for two lifetimes when I was in the military. Never really liked it but it was pushed so much when I was in.
I was wondering if anyone got a mental image of a drunk rolling the coasters down the bar and really annoying the bar tender. Thanks for picking up on that. It is typical of a drunk to pull stunts like that. Thanks old buddy.
TJC - Thanks for toasting my satire, arrrrg matey.
Pat - My BP parody was the first one that I posted in exactly 8 months to the day. And these "new" old people I have never heard of. Guess I'd been gone awhile.
Check your inbox. Let me know if my contact email has not arrived. I'm sure you will let me know that it has with a quick reply email. Thanks so much for commenting. It's nice to see you out here still and again.
I was wondering if anyone got a mental image of a drunk rolling the coasters down the bar and really annoying the bar tender. Thanks for picking up on that. It is typical of a drunk to pull stunts like that. Thanks old buddy.
TJC - Thanks for toasting my satire, arrrrg matey.
Pat - My BP parody was the first one that I posted in exactly 8 months to the day. And these "new" old people I have never heard of. Guess I'd been gone awhile.
Check your inbox. Let me know if my contact email has not arrived. I'm sure you will let me know that it has with a quick reply email. Thanks so much for commenting. It's nice to see you out here still and again.
SirGuy, this is better than the Beatles' OS, Sir ! ! You know how I love da rum rum rum, tiddle dum . . .
Gentle lady of the wee cakes - You have again graced my page with your witty thoughts. Methinks that a room full of monkeys and I mean for real monkeys not the anonomous group of writers on AIR, could come up with better lyrics and more sense than the OS, that is unless they were using hallucinogenic drugs as the writer of the OS "Come Together" most obviously was. My most heartfelt thanks go out to you for your comment and attention to my scripting.
I can't think of any clever comments. I guess you could say I'm all tapped out. 555
Jonathan - Are you kidding? Your description of negating the fact that you have no clever comments because you are all tapped out is almost oxymoronish. I think the comment is indeed clever. I vote this comment full fives. Thanks.
The pun hit me as I was typing it out. Thanks for the fiving.
What a rum state of affairs! :)
Jonathan - My pleasure, sir.
OMR - Thanks for our take on my rum head.
OMR - Thanks for our take on my rum head.
Not bad but I was hoping it was going to be about Han Solo having a drink together with Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan rather than just a simple booze parody.
(SOTM) Love everything with rum...rum cakes, butter rum, and rum with cola. I'm a Bacardi fan. I also love rum with Pina Colada. Love this OS and well executed satire you wrote. I've told this to Mark and Turtle, you are such a parody laureate and enjoyed how you commented with style. BAC level: 55.5%
SOTM: Sadly (?) I don't drink, I'm a tad straight edge, but I love the OS and this was a great idea that was executed well. 555
Abbott - That makes two of us. I do not imbibe either. I just like writing aboutthe fools that can't handle it. Thanks.
SOTM - THAT'S MY NEW SUMMER ANTHEM!!!
Off to mak a Rum Runner now....speaking of which...check out
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/brucespringsteen25.shtml
Good parody, it almost made my mouth remember some old hang-overs and dry up to the point where my lips where "gummed together", which come to think of it would have been the logical theme had there been a fifth verse to work with.
Rum, shots...coke...these are a few of my favorite things! Great song.
One of my favorite Beatles song, but I have to be honest in saying that I was a bit confused through most of this--a lot of randomness--then again maybe that was intentional because the character had drank a lot of Rum, but your rhyming was absolutely fantastic as was your pacing.
(SOTM) A hilarious parody about being absolutely smashed, set to my favourite Beatles song and keeping nearly every vowel sound from the original while still making sense? I'll drink to that! 555 rounds on me!
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