A/S/L?
Lookin' to chat with some hot females
Bitches iggy or type "screw yourself"
But cool girls tell,
Their A/S/L

I-M me
Have you got a cam? I wanna see
Though, I don't, I'm a hot guy, trust me
Sexy ladies,
Just I-M me

Man, this chatroom blows
I'll soon go
This room is fail
Then, new chicks come in
Give 'em a chance,
A/S/L?

Wanna play?
All the other guys in here are lame
Wanna call me? I'll make you feel great
Hey, talk to me,
I wanna play

Man, this chatroom blows
I'll soon go
This room is fail
Then, new chicks come in
Give 'em a chance,
A/S/L?

A/S/L?
Got an I-M, I thought "Finally! Swell!"
But it was an old perv named O'Dell
But 'least he tells,
His A/S/L

Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm