Song Parodies -> "Icelandic Ash (This Mount Has Blown)"

Original Song Title:

"Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)"

Original Performer:

"Icelandic Ash (This Mount Has Blown)"

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The Lyrics

Just how do you pronounce "Eyjafjallajokull?"

I once took a trip
But suddenly
The trip shook me
By one giant blast
My trip was trashed
Icelandic ash.

I stayed a few days in the UK just touring around
When I tried to leave there just weren’t any flights to be found

I went to the desk
And asked the clerk
(Who was a jerk)
“Why can’t I just leave?
Why am I stuck?”
She said, “you’re f**ked”

-- Björk break --

She told me a volcanic mountain had started to spew
All flights have been cancelled it surely must suck to be you

And now I must sleep
Here on the floor
In the airport
So much for my fun
This trip sucks ass
Icelandic ash.

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Phil Alexander - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment

The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes spread over Europe, I hear ;-)

2Eagle - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment

You didn't mahe an ash of yourself with this parody. I like the way you used the OS.

John Barry - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment

Love the "Björk interlude. I'd rather jump into a volcano that listen to her auditory torture.

UnKnownVo - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment

Please take your ~ Norweigian Wood~ elsewhere, Lord McLewd !!

Old Man Ribber - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment

Magma - nificent! ;D

UnKNOWNvo - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment

I'm surprised . . . . and perplexed . . . knowing how much you 'crave ash', Lord McLewd ! ? !

Peter Andersson - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment

That is what happens when bank management gets soo focused on their bonuses that they forget to sacrifice a couple of virgins to the Volcano Goods...

McKludge - May 16, 2010 - Report this comment

Phil - Hadn't heard that line before, but it fits.

2Eagle - Sadly, I make an ash of myself in too many other places.

JB - Every time I hear her name, I think of the Swedish Chef.

UKV - It's Irish-Scottish, actually.

Old Man - I Lava your comment.

Pete - Virgin sacrifices are more a Pacific island thing, but hey, whatever it takes.

Peter Andersson - May 17, 2010 - Report this comment

For some unknown reason virgins dressed in polar bear coats doesn't seem to have the same alluring/eruptive effect on the masses as virgins dressed in bikini...

LadyNorCAL - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment

Lord McLEWD, ~Duke o'Ash~ change your travel plans to Idaho: snow-capped Mts. fresh (no-ash) air, good for your soul, Sir .

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