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Song Parodies -> "Long, Long, Long ( Grain Rice )"

Original Song Title:

"Long, Long, Long"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Long, Long, Long ( Grain Rice )"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

A nice rice song from The Food Album
I'll have some long, long, long grain rice
It's simple to cook, it's true
And healthy for you

It's not a long, long, long time
The box says about twenty minutes
Maybe more, maybe less

You can have white or maybe brown
It tastes so good when it's going down, oh. oh

It goes with chinese, mixed peas
Or have it all by itself
How I love it
With some soy sauce
It is so tasty
And is a low-cost

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Mark Scotti - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Bet it only took a "Minute" to write, but it came out delicious...
Phil N - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I was gonna mention minute rice too! Anyway, 555 grams of fat
Christie Marie M - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody. I love this one, since everybody in my family eats rice. But now, I try to cut down on rice, especially whte rice. Take 555 bowls of long, long, grains of rice!

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