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Song Parodies -> "Julia Child"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Julia Child"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

John was the Cook in the House.
Half of what she makes is done in French
But I just watch so I can see, Julia Child

Julia Child, Julia Child, your so wild, it draws me
To your show on the small screen, Julia Child
Julia Child, your pasta dish, is so delicious, to me
That's why I can't turn you off, Julia Child

She clearly stands above all the rest, of the other chefs
Number one

Julia Child, take me to, your kitchen, teach me
In your room on the small screen, Julia Child

When I lose the will to cook
There's only one place to look, Julia Child

Julia Child, we can cook, you and me, show me
In your room on the small screen, Julia Child
Teach me, let me taste your recipes, oh Julia Child
Julia Child, Julia Child

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Phil N - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I sometimes occasionally catch reruns of the show. 555 bottles of wine

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