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Song Parodies -> "Martha Stewart"

Original Song Title:

"Martha My Dear"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Martha Stewart"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

Another dish from The Food Album
Martha Stewart, you're the queen of TV preparation
Show me tricks, Martha Stewart
Make it quick, Martha my love

You can turn leftovers into cuisine, all on a dime
And with just the wave of your pinky
You can turn a Twinkie into a casserole
Martha Girl

With a dash of salt and pepper
The leftovers will start to gleam
Your Pork and Beans, will look and taste even better
Martha Girl

Work your magic, go Martha girl, with tuna fish
You can mix it up with your special blend
Then my guests will really send their compliments to you
Martha girl

Martha Stewart, Now I leave but have to give you one more question
Send them to me , Martha Stewart
Your recipes, Martha my love

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Parody Police - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Didn't someone already do a Martha Stewart parody to this song?
Parody Judge - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment
This was done about Martha Stewart going to jail. Here is the link:
Old Man Ribber - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Parody Agent - So, this means he can go ahead then! ;D
Phil N - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment
here's some insider 5's
Dan Creeden - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment
If I'm guilty I'll do the time. Or should I just pay a fine. But as long as we can use Martha for jokes, Heh, Heh. Please don't send me to the Parody Pokey.

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