I'ts still baking, my cake is not yet done
It's still baking, it's almost half past one
I put it in at 10 o'clock and it still looks like a sticky bun
No,no,no

It's still baking, at 355 degrees
It's still baking, will I ever see
How long does it take a cake to rise, do I have to say Pretty Please?

I checked, the oven is plug-in
And I followed the box instructions
You know it won't rise, not nearly an inch
This birthday cake, is really a bitch
I should have gone to the store
And bought one instead

It's still baking, it's been close to one whole day
Although it's still baking, I guess I'll just throw it away
And curse this Betty Crocker
I should have bought Pillsbury

I checked, the oven is plug-in
And I followed the box instructions
You know it won't rise, not nearly an inch
This birthday cake, is really a bitch
I should have gone to the store
And bought one instead
I hope there is still time to go to the store
And buy one instead
If not all the kids at the Birthday Party
We surely have my head