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Song Parodies -> "White Onions"

Original Song Title:

"Glass Onion"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"White Onions"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

I told you how to handle the tears
When your sautéing the onions with beer
Put lime juice on the end of the knife blade
It keeps the odor away
That's the first tip I have for you now
When I show and tell you just how
In cutting all your white onions

I'll tell you another tip that I've learned, man
So that your eyes won't even burn, man
You can chill the onion before
The chemicals are messed up for sure
Then you can just slice away, yeah
As you make an onion souffle
With all your sliced white onions

If all the above fails for you
Chew some gum or eat sugar cubes
It makes you breathe through your mouth
And no gas up your nose, no doubt
If you follow these simple tips
Your eyes won't have nearly a drip
As you cut your white onions

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Mark Scotti - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
it brings tears to my eyes....especially cutting 555....
John Barry - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Appealing, this "Onions."
Old Man Ribber - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Telegraphing you 5-5-5 via Western Onion. ;D
2Eagle - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you for the tip. So far you and I were the only ones to parody that song.
Dan Creeden - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Reviewers Beware!!!! I rewrote the whole " White Album". ' The Food Album " is coming weekly to a website near you.
Phil Nelson - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
As my former roommate says, "The State Of The Onion Is Good!"

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