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Song Parodies -> "Dear Emeril"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Prudence"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Dear Emeril"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

From The Beatles " The Food Album "

Dear Emeril, what's on your dinner plate
Dear Emeril, my stomach can't wait
The TV's on, my pen is set
For the recipe you haven't gave yet
Dear Emeril, what's on your dinner plate

Dear Emeril, what do you call that dish
Dear Emeril, a culinary wish
A simple blend of herbs and spice
That makes my palate feel so nice
Dear Emeril, what do call that dish

Mix it around, around
Mix it around, around, around
Mix it around

Dear Emeril, I can't cook like you
Dear Emeril, but I know what to do
I'll build your set in my kitchen
You'll cook right here, it'll be a win-win-win
Dear Emeril, does that sound good to you?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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John Barry - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
I like this parody recipe.
Jonathan S. - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
555 BAMs!
Phil Nelson - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Just saw the beginning of Emeril's show tonight. Kickin' it up 555 notches!

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