He's on, cable TV
Looking out, for you and me
He takes a hard stand whether it is left or right
And wags his finger to The Word most every night
He's fair, in his bias way
His Nation, will always stay
Behind him when he wants to lend out his good name
Like into outer space or The Olympic Games

He can talk to us
He can talk to us
He can talk to us
He can talk to us in anything

Stephen, the world's a better place
When you, attach your funny face
To a cause that needs the Colbert Nation's hand
And with your smile, the world we better understand

He can talk to us
He can talk to us
He can talk to us
He can talk to us in anything

Hey Colbert
Hey Colbert
Hey Colbert

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