Song Parodies -> "Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band"

Parody Written by:

NotBillyShears

The Lyrics

Oh, hi there Rutles fans! Ever wanted to know Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band's songs would be like? No worries! I'm the cure!

It was twenty years ago today, that
Sgt. Rutter taught the band to play
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile.
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years,
Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band.
We're Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band,
We hope you will enjoy the show,
We're Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band,
Sit back and let the evening go.
Sgt. Rutter's only, Sgt. Rutter's only,
Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band.
It's wonderful to be here,
It's certainly a thrill.
You're such a lovely audience,
We'd like to take you home with us,
We'd love to take you home.
I don't really want to stop the show
But I thought you might like to know,
That the singer's going to sing a song,
And he wants you all to sing along.
So may I introduce to you
The one and only Barry Wom
And Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band!

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