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Song Parodies -> "Break My Car (Song of Tiger Woods)"

Original Song Title:

"Drive My Car"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Break My Car (Song of Tiger Woods)"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

If it's true, unwanted harem anyone?
Asked her out is what I did indeed
She said Tiger, I am free
She wanna be famous, a star of the news
Then my wife found out and blew a fuse

Lady tried to break my car
No I didn't drive that far
Lady tried to break my car
And my car got me bruised

She told me "Scum, our marriage are through!"
Then said "Sorry, not in a mood"
Heading the tabloids is all out of line
But I can show you that I am fine

Maybe I have went too far
She's going to drive my par
Maybe I have went too far
And it was nothing new

Bleep bleep'm bleep bleep yeah

Lady tried to beat my tar
I tried not to crash my car
Lady tried to beat my tar
And soon the news is loose

I took a whirl with some random stranger
Then wife said "Listen Woods I will soon make you pay"
I've gone too far and it's breaking us 'part
'Cause she found my driver and I must dart

Lady tried to break my car
No I didn't drive that far
Lady tried to break my car
And my car' got me bruised

Bleep bleep'm bleep bleep yeah
Bleep bleep'm bleep bleep yeah
Bleep bleep'm bleep bleep yeah
Bleep bleep'm bleep bleep yeah
Bleep yeah!

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Overall Rating: 3.6

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Timmy1000 - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Like the bleeps at the end - could be Tiger's comments or what he is trying to with others' comments.
Old Man Ribber - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Keep swinging. Max. Once you find your rhythm and timing, you'll be a PGA (pretty good amirighter). In the meantime, 5-5-5! ;D
Agrimorfee - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
The poor grammar kind of ruined this for me. Nice pun on "driver" on the last verse.
Peter Andersson - February 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Keep your balls under controll
When you're on the grassy knoll
Keep your balls under controll
Or lawyers will screw you...
Abbott Skelding - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
(Wild Card)- Not bad, unfortunately, I really don't like the OS, so to force me to listen to it again kinda sucked, but you still did a great job.
Chris Bodily TM - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
(Wild Card) It was pretty funny, but it could have been better. The improper grammar (intentional or not) didn't work for me. You had some good lines, but maybe a reference to "Eye of the Tiger" or "Wife of the Tiger" might have improved it. 444
Medemia - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
I will echo the improper grammar being hard to translate but it works for a guy on the hurry to get out of his house from the driver-wielding maniacal wife who wants to put a hole in one of your windows. Apparently, a bunch of anonymous people didn't like this one. Here's a mulligan to try to even them out :)
Ethan Mawyer - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Gotta agree with most of the others that the abysmal grammar, which has no justification as far as i can tell, is really distracting. There is some definite potential for something decent with a bit of proofreading though.
Jack Wilson - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Not too bad 444
Below Average Dave - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you for entering the WildCard round Max. . .
Matthias - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
With all the news about Tiger Woods hooking up with countless women we forgot what made us make fun of him in the first place... His terrible driving techniques.

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