Carly Shay had two very close friends
Her buddies names were Sam and Freddie
Sam was a tough girl and Freddie was a nerd
They always seemed to get on each others nerves
Yikes! You know it ain't easy,
When your both friends with Carly
But you both hate each other
Do you see the irony?

Then they joined Carly in her web show
Sam was cohost, Freddie did tech
Sam always found ways to ruin Freddie's day
But Carly always kept them in check
Yikes! We know it ain't easy
But they always seem full of glee
They probably like each other
Albeit secretly

Then one night the children were chatting
All about their very first kiss
Freddie revealed he never kissed a girl
Sam told the world and Carly got very pissed
Yikes! You know it ain't easy,
Your secrets spilled on TV
Then you're treated like dog crap
Ever so mercilessly.

Seeing Freddie Benson get beat up by Sam,
Always sneaking Spencer's sliced ham.
Last night BF said
"Oh dang, Sam Puckett is dead
She's gonna get chastised for teasing that poor soul"

YA THINK!?!?!?

Sam was yelled at by her friend Carly
Sam was filled with so much despair
So Sam went outside and told Freddie that she lied
Then she and Freddie kissed then and there
Yikes! You think that'd be cheesy
When Sam made out with Freddie
Supposedly hate each other
Do you see the irony?

Carly later found out about the kiss
She was so upset by the fact
But Seddie confessed that they both made that mess
But it's great to have the 3 of them back.
Yikes! You know it ain't easy,
To keep secrets from Carly
The way things were flowing
I hope that none of them leave
The way things were going

It would have overwhelmed me.