Song Parodies -> "Looney PETA"

Original Song Title:

"Lovely Rita"

Original Performer:

"Looney PETA"

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The Lyrics

I wrote this simply because PETA can be a little uptight. I am not trying to demean PETA because to some extent I support them. I am NOT a vegetarian (tried and failed) but I do support their anti-fur efforts 110%. No offense to PETA.

Looney Peta, meatless mates
Looney Peta, they're insane

Looney PETA, vegan mates
Nothing can come between us.
When it gets dark the animals they try to save.

Standing by the Whole Foods market,
When I saw some guys from PETA,
Sticking middle fingers at carnivorous kids.
In their tees they looked so austere,
They punishments inficted so severe
Made them look a little like penitentiary men.

Looney PETA, vegan mates
Your desires I understand
When are you free for some veggie burgers with me?
PETA!

Took them out out and talked to all of them
To my dismay over dinner
They saw some fashionistas sporting fur.
They got up and gave them some
Fur ladies got chastised and there was a little blood
Sitting by myself and saw the nasty scene

Oh, looney PETA, vegan mates
What would we do without you?
Give me some time and I might think of you.

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