Turned on MTV
and what do I see?
A bunch of skater guys
seemingly not doing much, oh no.
They all act the same
until I learned their names
like Johnny Knoxville,
Bam and this other guy they called Steve-O.
Bam, he gets on his BMX
and rams a port-o-john.

Bang! Bang!
Jackass Johnny Knoxville lands right upon his head.
Bang! Boom!
Johnny Knoxville, I'm surprised that you're not dead.

Went to a movie show,
should have done it long ago.
I looked at the listing.
The show I saw was made into a film.
Thought I'd check it out,
I almost laughed my sides out
at the giant shopping cart.
The Mousetrap's the wierdiest thing I've seen on film.
And then when Johnny Knoxville takes on
pro boxer Butterbean.

Bang! Bang!
Jackass Johnny Knoxville lands right upon his head.
Bang! Boom!
Johnny Knoxville, I'm surprised that you're not dead.

Now I love the show,
never miss an episode,
I watch it all the time.
Even though it's only on in reruns.
Man, that's got to sting.
Now I've seen everything.
Still they make me cringe.
But to me that's only half the fun.
But none of the gags could ever compete
with Johnny's cannon stunt.

Bang! Bang!
Jackass Johnny Knoxville lands right upon his head.
Bang! Boom!
Johnny Knoxville, I'm surprised that you're not dead.

Johnny and Seve-O!