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Song Parodies -> "A (Weird) Day in the Life"

Original Song Title:

"A Day in the Life"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"A (Weird) Day in the Life"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

These days, it's always "blah blah blah bad news this" and "yada yada yada we're all gonna die that" (well, maybe not always), so every bit of wacky news is appreciated, even if it's only made up. Anyways, enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
I read the news today, oh boy,
And almost all of it was bad, I feared.
Instead the news were pretty weird,
They really made me la-augh,
Even the photogra-aphs.

There was a man who ate a car,
He didn’t eat that thing just piece by piece.
He ate the whole thing in one bite.
That guy’s out of his gourd,
Nobody is really sure if he’s the Ultimate Warlord.

I saw a film today, oh boy,
The US Army had some tea and cakes.
The film became a giant flop,
But I thought it was cool,
They’d think I’m a fool.
I’d like a saaaaaaaaaaandwiiiiiiiich, pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase.

[dramatic buildup]

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Holy crap, I’m outta bread.
So for breakfast, I just ate a plate.
Regrettably, I broke all of my teeth.
At least I won’t have to brush,
But I’ll have to eat some mush.
If I fix my teeth, then I’ll be broke,
Somebody spoke & I was sent down to France.

[another dramatic buildup]

I read les news today, oh boy,
But a virus changed them to Swahili.
I couldn’t read the news at all,
Whatever did they scrawl?
Did they quit & spend the rest of their lives just playing baseball?
I’d like a saaaaaaaaaaandwiiiiiiiich, pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase.

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Timmy1000 - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Captured the mood of the OS here. Well done

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