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Song Parodies -> "I Killed You (You're So heavy)"

Original Song Title:

"I Want You (She's So Heavy)"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Killed You (You're So heavy)"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

A murderer's tune
Don't want you
Don't want you so bad
Don't want you,
Don't want you so bad
It’s making me sad, it’s making me sad
I made you
I made you so bad babe
I made you,
I made you too bad
It’s making me mad, it’s making me mad
I hate you
I hate you too bad babe
I hate you,
I hate you too bad
It’s making me sad, it’s making me sad
I'll kill you
I'll kill you instead
I'll kill you,
I'll kill you instead
It’s making me bad, it’s making me ...
You're so heavy heavy, heavy, heavy.

You're so heavy
You're so heavy, heavy, heavy

Don't want you
Don't want you so bad
Don't want you,
Don't want you so bad
It’s making me sad, it’s making me sad
I killed you
You know I hate you too bad babe
I killed you,
You know I hate you too bad
I am f**king bad, I am f**king mad
Yeh!

You're so...
It'll take time before my writer's block ends, as of now enjoy or...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 14

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? - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow, no offence but man you get angry a lot.
Max Power - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
If you take everything too seriously, next thing you know you'll start believing Tom Brady did killed himself.
DJ Blaze - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Why so many 1s? This parody wasn't bad, I liked it! A bit repetitive, but hey, wasn't the OS that repetitive? 5s, and I'm glad to see another parody from you, Max Power.
Mark Scotti - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pretty dark, but written well and I guess you're expecting to make a "killing" ate voting time!!!
Bulldogma - September 26, 2009 - Report this comment
I think this one just isn't my thing. You can please some of the people all of the time, all of the people some of the time, but none of us can please all of the people all of the time. It's nothing personal and I'll bet a lot of your other stuff rocks!
Peter Andersson - September 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Did you stoner her to death? (If TOS isn't one of the songs The Beatles made on drugs I'll be a desert monkey's tumbleweed pipe).
Guy - September 27, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Sep-09)

Max - I have a problem here with the choice of OS. I grew up with the Beatles and know most of their songs but I had to listen to the Youtube link to jog it back into my collective memory. The OS is that unimpressive to me. Parodies about the overweight (and I'm assuming that this is what the parody refers to) work much better in the first person singular even though I've done them in the second person singular - it can be done but it takes some finesse. I learned this after writing out here over time Perhaps if your sat-IRE at the overweight had involved something other than homicide as a solution this would have been better. And no I am not an overweight person so it does not personally annoy me in that regard. I simply found no humor in this parody, sorry.
bobpiecheese - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Basically what Guy said. Overly repetitive (just cuz the OS is repetitive doesn't give you the exuse to be so yourself), no humour at all and basically no point to it at all. That's all I got to say here.
Arwen - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM...hate to beat a dead horse, but this one really didn't do anything for me.
Medemia - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I hate when writers block hits like a ton of bricks. It's so... heavy. This parody isn't much different from the OS. I do see this as a really hard OS to change and commend you on trying but I'm having a hard time getting into it (see the 3 above.) 5-3-4
Phil Alexander - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
This song doesn't make for good parodies, by and large (hmm.. note to self - that sounds like a challenge), this one had nothing to make me like it at all, I'm afraid.
Matthias - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I like the cover version of this song in the movie "Across The Universe" but I agree with Phil it's hard to make good parodies of this OS.

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