(Spoken by Mario before the song starts)
"Mama? MAMA LUIGI?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"

Ah, now he's chiseled a stone football
Ah, now he's chiseled a stone football

Mama Luigi, he found a Yoshi that thought that it's mommy was he
Internet meme
Mario found him, eaten by Yoshi, then spit out to show him who's boss
Don't like his taste

Coney island palace of disco they must go
Now to save the princess from Bowser, they must go

Later, the cavemen, they cannot build their new place
Cause they can't be a team
Mama comes near
He made a football, out of some stone and a chisel, it's official size
Weight isn't right

Now they'll teach the cavemen
With a game of football
How to use some teamwork
But Bowser still confronts

Mama Luigi is so awesome
Mama Luigi rocks my socks off

(Spoken by Mama Luigi)
"Or is it the bagel?"

Mama Luigi became a fad on the YouTube in YTP vids
Got many hits
Mama Luigi, this may be old, but this silliness always lives on
This song is done

Coney island palace of disco they must go
Now to save the princess from Bowser, they must go

(Spoken by Mama Luigi)
"That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!"