Ohhhhhh...
My girl's tiny mammies were an A or B
Diddly little insect bites
So I paid for her cosmetic surgery
Now her globes give me a fright

They're packed in a huge FF bra
I think she went a bit too far, boys
Packed...in a huge FF bra! (whoa)

When she's laying down, those boobs obscure her face
Each one weighs about a stone
Even though she smothers me when we embrace
Baby loves her silly-cones!

They're packed in a huge FF bra
She likes to show off post-op scars, boys
Maxin' a 2F
Taxin' a 2F
Rack's in a huge FF bra!

Well, her orbs unfurled nearly knock me out;
They really ain't streamlined
She also splurged on a new "trout pout"
And botox to plump out her scrawny b-b-b-b-b-b-behind
Oh lordy!

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Yeah, she's packed in a huge FF bra
She likes to play with her bizarre "toys"
Stacked in a huge FF bra

In the UK, girls like to whip 'em out
In clubs, they bump 'n' grind
But my poor girl's always screamin' "OUCH!"
Those whoppers must be messin' up her s-s-s-s-s-s-spine

Oh, now she's left me for red carpets and ball gowns
On a sugardaddy's arm
Never shoulda forked out for those massive mounds
She wants a career in porn...

She's packed in a huge FF bra
An inflated mucky film star, boys
Packed in a huge FF bra!