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Song Parodies -> "I Want To See Your Cans"

Original Song Title:

"I Want To Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Want To See Your Cans"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

The beauty that men desire...

Woah babe, you're wet shirt's something,
It's amazing how they stand.
And now, just one more thing,
I want to see your cans,
Please display by demand,
I want to see your cans.

Your jeans, make me plea,
To let me view your tan.
You've sneezed, now bless me,
And let me see your cans,
They fit right in my hands,
I want to hold your cans.

And just that thought makes Mr. Happy, arise.
They're such great pillows for our love,
And your thighs, my grand prize, no surprise.

Yeah that shirt, shouts out one thing,
Like Playboy on demand.
Just like, how the shirt clings,
I want to hold your cans,
Their weight is on demand,
I want to hold your cans.

And that's so much love you should display, with pride.
You have me squealing for that love,
Please don't hide, show with pride, one wild ride.

Yeah, I feel that something,
That babies understand.
So please rip those shirt strings,
And let me see your cans,
I want to see your cans,
Desire I can't stand,
I want to hold your cans....
Copyright 2009

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alvin - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
i liked the way you paired up that melody and these lyrics
Mark Scotti - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Flashing you thanks, Alvin!!!
Jim Rotondo - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, THOSE cans! Breast parody of the day, really got a rise out of the Mr. Happy line oh sex-crazed parodist! Triple 555's cups. Schwing!
Mark Scotti - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thought you "wood" enjoy that, Jimbo! Top's off to you in thanks!!!
John Barry - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Eerily similar to my soon-to-post parody of "Rainy Day Women." I dugs it.
McKludge - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Not that I'm complaining, but when did "cans" become a euphemism for tits? Here's some five (fingers) for your cans.
Leo Keough - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
This was quite the bootilicious ride!!!...555!!!
Mark Scotti - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, McKludge! (info) Urban Dictionary: breasts ... sex boob cleavage chest breast fun bags funbags cans bra tit penis nipple woman ... ninnies, nips, nupies, pair, nice pair, penis squeezers, beamers, starter ...www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=breasts - Cached
Mark Scotti - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the size 555's, Leo!! Thanks, John!(And can't wait to see...)
Mark Scotti - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I didn't see my initial thanks to you initially pop up, McKludge, so I'm writing another. The missing entry that got lost had a link to the urban dictionary, including the new designation for "cans"...
2Eagle - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I learned another new word today.
Mark Scotti - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eagle! Our word of the day, 'CANS'!!
AFW - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Cans is a newbie for me, too...but I like it, and the parody...
Mark Scotti - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
A pair of cans and thanks, AFW!
! ! ! - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, surely a can of dismay ! !
Below Average Dave - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Well that was an odd one, funny Mark, 5s
Mark Scotti - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave & !!!

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