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Song Parodies -> "Nothing"

Original Song Title:

"Something"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Nothing"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Here's a song about Nothing. Remember what it was like to sleep, and sleep, and sleep?
Nothing I like more than sleep
Detracts me from my obligations.
Nothing in the world can wake me.
I’m feelin’ all lazy now
I’m dreamin’ of beach and towel.

Nothing I’ve got planned today
That I can’t postpone till tomorrow.
Nothing on my plate intrigues me.
My mattress is custom-made
My life is a masquerade.

I’m sinking deep in my pillow
Feather pro, soft plateau.
I flip it over weary-eyed
Cooler side, washed with Tide.

Tire Pump Solo

Nothing you can say will change
My daily need for relaxation.
Snoring zzz’s aloud outweighs me.
I’ll sleep thru the cat’s meow
I’m chilling as time allows.
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0
Total Votes: 9

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alvn - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
5s...thanks for nothing
Andria - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
You get nothing but 5s from this hopeless nihilist, for this excellent work of nothingness.
Christie Marie M - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody is made "ex nihilo" (Latin: creation out of nothing). Nothing...but miracles and magic. There's nothing that thrills me, except to give you 5's while you continue catching your Z's!
Timmy1000 - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Tried to sleep through this one - but too funny - I guess the opposite of something is nothing.
Leo Keough - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
The OS isz one ozf my zzfavorizzte Bezazztlzzzes zzsozngs...WTF, my alarm clock suddenly sounds like a tire pump!...Just kidding, of course...Great job on this...555!!!
Mark Scotti - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Eyes are gettting heavy, as well as the fives, for this slumbering delight!
Jim Rotondo - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you all, I was thrilled to see this concept/title had not been taken as yet after all these years. Apologies to Patty Boyd though:)
TT - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
A man after my own heart -- lull for a null lullaby. vote: 000
malcolm higgins - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
you're lucky I'm not typing z's instead of fives.. yawn..great song
Jim Rotondo - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks TT, Malcolm, in the words of the late Stephen Stucker, "Bailiff, Valium!"
John Barry - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for "Nothing."
2Eagle - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
That was the exact opposite of the original song by George Harrison. It would turn into something if I dreamed about him.

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