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Song Parodies -> "She Gives Me Wood"

Original Song Title:

"Norwegian Wood"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"She Gives Me Wood"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Follow-up to "4-Hour Erection" whilst shopping at Lowes HARDware.
Girl working at Lowes, wearing nice clothes, looking real good.
I need 2-by- 4’s, for my new drawers, she gives me wood.

I’m just an old man who’s trying to build-up his house.
She’s just a young gal who’s eager to take off her blouse.

She entertains guests, mighty fine breasts, I understood.
I asked for some nails, possibly sales, she gives me wood.

Break

This gal’s a goddess, a beauty, she quite the fine lass.
I turned to notice the tattoo above her nice ass.

I then left the store, could take no more, as though I should.
She lurks in my mind, no I’m not blind, she gives me wood.

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Christie Marie M - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
How "wood" you like some 5's? Very hot and steamy parody you wrote!
malcolm higgins - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
five by fives from me...
Jim Rotondo - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Christie, Malcolm, I don't know what it is, I'm the shyest guy on the planet, these parodies write themselves once the title is established.
Timmy1000 - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Parody is funny, but I have to find a new Lowe's for my wood.
Mark Scotti - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
You're a regular "Wood"ie Guthrie! Yu're right, Jimbo. Excellent followup to 4 Hour Erection! How about a 5 wood?
Jim Rotondo - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Timmy, Mark, as the late Marilyn Chambers would have said, "Thanks for sticking up for me guys".
alvin - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
too funny..hope you don't mind if i just give you fives
Tommy Turtle - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
You had me at the second line! The surprise switch in meaning there made the whole song. ... and yep, the best title switches write the song for you -- you *nailed* that point! Five Screws to return to the nice saleslady.
Leo Keough - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Here's $555 for treatment just in case you develop a termite problem - Loved the internal rhymes!!!
Jim Rotondo - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks so much Alvin, TT and Leo, your approval of such an edgy parody truly increases my 1st year confidence here in Parodyland.
MadameHollyWood - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Ah sir, that's why you dudes all hang around Hardware/home improvement store . . . .
TT - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
MadameHollyWood: No, it's so we can fight the illegal aliens to get day jobs from trucks that drive through the parking lot looking for work crews, since parodying pays poorly ;-(

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