Tuna fish, 30 grams of protein in my dish
Best on rye with mayo and relish
Oh, I sure like my tuna fish.

Water-packed, eating Flipper gonna keep me jacked
50 cans or so that I’ve got stacked
In my cupboard’s nice storage rack.

When they go on sale mini whale, I do not know.
I bought some knish, now I wish for tuna fish.

Tuna fish, Charlie O-D’d on some mercury
Never made it to the fishery
I think he died in Albany.

Why he had to go, toilet flow, a royal flush
I said, “Charlie’s dead, was mislead, the ending gush.

Tuna fish, happy cousin of the albacore
Helps me sleep so that I will never snore
These wonders of the ocean floor.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.