It's such a boring drive
The distance feels way too long
Yes it's a boring drive
But I keep rolling right along
'Cause soon I hope it is through
I will make it to Saint Lou
And then I'd sleep all night

I could have used a plane
or for adventure got on a train
But I decided to go Mapquest's way
I would save money, was thinking
but it's so boring alone
The car is starting to grown
Hope the engine's Okay

Hear a boom
Now I'm veering to the right
Think I'm doomed
An airbag is blocking my site, fright noooo

Is this a fatal drive
This Geo's not meant for off roads
Is this a fatal drive
Transmission's sounding like a toad
I see some lights flashing blue
I thought "Oh Good" the cops knew
But then they drove right by damn!

(Instrumental while walking to the nearest gas station)

The sky is starting to croak
It's gonna rain I'll get soaked
This is just not my day

The pay phone
It does not seem to work right
Change is gone
It took my change and that bites, bites yeah

So then I went inside
and to my surprise was my mom
Then she gave me a ride
Somehow I got close to her home
So while my car is now screwed
and my insurance is too
but still things will be alright
It's time to end this night
and I'll turn out the lights