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Song Parodies -> "Dead Bridal Magazine"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Dead Bridal Magazine"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at
When you die, your soul goes on
You'll be floating, in air all week
but if you want to be a wife
We've got the best things you've ever seen

Killed by a sword? or by a gun?
Or if you choked on some vasoline
If you want to be death's rave
Try this brand new deadly thing!

When you die read Dead Bridal Magazine,
Dead Bridal Magazine, the best looks you have seen,
Death goes on, but you'll be a Beauty Queen
Read this magazine, you'll be one hot dead teen.

Some will mope around all bored
Try to haunt those they once adored
but when you want a wedding day

(Trumpets play)

Time to read the Dead Bridal Magazine
Elvira looks pristine, Looks for ev'ry scene,
Don't be scared, there's no cost for you to read,
'Cause we are dead as thee, Dead Bridal Magazine.

(I think I'm dead, Mrs. Buggar, I think I'm dead
Look at that hottie there
Let's get married, let's get married
I do miss hottie
Tuxes! Dresses!)

Though we're dead, we'll look pretty
(we'll look pretty)
We'll imitate old movie scenes
(We'll imitate) (old movie scenes)
White for you, and black for me,
(White for you) (and black for me)
In Dead Bridal Magainze.
(in Dead Bridal) (Magazine-haaa)

Find a dress in Dead Birdal Magazine,
So your cuts aren't seen, and make your figure lean,
All the ghouls love to look like Pageant Queens,
Well ok, fine not me, I look like Mr. Bean,
You must read the Dead Bridal Magazine
Dead Bridal Magazine, Great for ev'ry scene.
When your dead you don't live for anything
So c'mon get a ring, and have a ghoulish fling.
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Matthias - April 09, 2009 - Report this comment
"I look like Mr. Bean"... Laugh out loud funny Dave! This one was hilarious and much better than your original Fat-Free Margarine idea for this song. Great stuff here (And I think that you're like the only person who actually did the spoken part in this song). Always have hated this song but you made it enjoyable.
Mark Scotti - April 09, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL! Very clever, Dave!!
Below Average Dave - April 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you Matty and Mark:)
TJC - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Christie Marie M - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL LOL!!! Very funny, B.A. Dave! I cracked up at the " I look like Mr. Bean" line. Still laughing, I just can't stop! (my eyes are now watery). I suddenly got the urge to watch "Over Her Dead Body", the movie about the ghost of the deceased bride who sabotages her husband-to-be's new girlfriend. I'll definitely subscribe to that magazine once I'm a dead bride someday. Here's 5 Black Roses, 5 Wedding Cakes, and 5 Wedding Favors.
Guy - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey BAD - Dead Bridal Magazine sounds like some SNL skit done back in their early days like "Bad Chinese Theater" and John Belushi's "Sumarai (name a profession)" series. This is hilarious. I truly enjoyed this read since I am totally into the music of the same era that this OS represents.

This is a totally fresh and original idea. Extremely well done. Extreme 5's for an extreme write. Great job here!

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