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Song Parodies -> "Till I Fix This Hole"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm Sixty-four"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Till I Fix This Hole"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...the words to "fixing a hole" inserted into "when i'm sixty-four"...
man, i feel colder...chill in the air
rain gets in and how
filling up the cracks inside the door so fine
mem'ries fleeting...wan'dring, my mind
though i'm in doubt...don't matter to me
while i stalk my goal
rain is still leaking...mind is still seeking
till i fix this hole

ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
doorway crowded too
folks disagree in word
never win, its true

where i belong, i still get confused
still right if i'm wrong
really doesn't matter what i just may find
room, i'm painting...colorful kind
begging your pardon...don't you pay heed
still unclear, my role
closure, i'm needing...thoughts, i'll be weeding
till i fix this hole

silly people show up at my cottage
and they think they're right
but i don't adhere
though their thoughts, they gave
their thinking don't faze me
i am not their slave

don't take it too hard...i'm doing fine
with this point of view
lots of things were not important yesterday
so i merely...fritter away
i have no answers...none i can form
dance from pole to pole
rain is still creeping...mind is still leaping
till i fix this hole

whew !


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Tim Hall - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment
An appropriate tribute to home ownership.
malcolm higgins - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment
a nice little patchwork of singable verses.. no leaks of votes here..5-5-5
2Eagle - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment
You fixed that hole - good combination.
TJC - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Beautiful 'cottage' industry you've got going here, alvin!
Timmy1000 - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Well done, Sir
Mark Scotti - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Wonderful! I'm filling the holes with 5's..
alvin - April 01, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks all
Paul Robinson - April 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Really nice "smooshie" here, alvin. Hey, this is far out, the "Security Code" to post this comment is "555", which, coincidentally enough, matching the score I just gave you. Good job ~ ~ ~
Christie Marie M - April 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I took the liberty to listen to "Fixing A Hole" before listening to the OS. Both songs sounded really "hole-some"! I love the way you merged the two Beatles songs titles together when writing this song. Do you have any other parodies which you merged titles from? Are you also going to make other parodies like this (with combined titles)? I hope you do. As always I really enjoyed your Beatles parodies. 555.
Andy Primus - April 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Works well - good idea
Meriadoc - April 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh! Now I get it.... :-)
alvin - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks paul...and happy birthday....thanks christie...i've tried with "happiness is a warm gun / here comes the sun" and "benny and the jets / penny lane"...i've also done some where i switched the lyrics to two songs with the same name...."do it again" and "tonight's the night"...thanks andy...glad ya enjoyed...thanks merry...okie doke..lol

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