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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Her Spandex Tear"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Her Standing There"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Her Spandex Tear"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Cleaned up some pacing issues.
Well she was not, very lean
Stretched those bottom seams
And the pants she wore
Held together, by a prayer
So when she, bent on down for a moment,
Oh, then I saw her spandex tear

Well she's, mad at me
For I, then could see
A stretched out gray thong
In need of great repair
She really needs a tarp cover
Oh, cause I saw her spandex tear

When I saw that view
My first thought, was, eeugh!
And I closed my eyes so tight

I should have fled from the crime
Cause my eyes sure did some time
And that thong was wrong
Granny panties are for her
Now I'd switch my eyes with another
Oh, cause I saw her spandex tear

My lunch came up soon
When I saw her moon
And she bent, again, too tight

Oh, her pants came undone
And her buns each weighed a ton
Made a mental note
To buy new underwear
Now I'd trade my day with any other
Cause I saw her spandex tear

Oh, since I saw her spandex tear
Yeah, well since I saw her spandex tear
Copyright 2009

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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TJC - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Yer on a tear with these perfect subs... it's no stretch to give this classic some big fat 5's!
Mark Scotti - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Expannnnded thanks, TJ!!!!!!
Leo Keough - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
555's...Great minds think alike...check out http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/gordonlightfoot125.shtml and you'll see what I mean.
Invisible Boy - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm having a deja vu...all over again
Good job
Mark Scotti - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks again, IB! I strettched this one out a bit..
alvin - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
yup, even better...there's fives under there...under where ?...exactly
Peregrin - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Heh heh, tarp cover!
Mark Scotti - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pere & Alvin!
adagio - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Quite an image you present...:p 5's
Mark Scotti - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adigio!
Dan Creeden - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
A 21 Bun Salute!!!!
Mark Scotti - April 13, 2010 - Report this comment
"Stretchinnnng" my thanks to you, Dan!!
Phil Alexander - April 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Great title sub, really well executed... and left me with a mental image I'd far rather you hadn't :-)
Mark Scotti - April 13, 2010 - Report this comment
A 'blindfold" and thanks to you, Phil!!!
Abbott Skelding - June 16, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC: For the first time in a long time, I actually laughed out loud reading this. Excellent title change and imagery! Nice job!
Matthias - June 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Yikes! I don't want to be in your shoes seeing this sight. "My eyes did some time" was a great line.
Mark Scotti - June 16, 2010 - Report this comment
A blindfold and thanks to Abbott & Matthias!!!
Below Average Dave - June 23, 2010 - Report this comment
I believe you did what you could with what little this song has to work with as far as development, funny title.
Mark Scotti - June 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Strrretched my thanks to Dave.
Agrimorfee - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
A ripping good time.
Mark Scotti - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
"Tearing' you off some thanks, Agri!!!
Andria - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC I & J) Well-done, Mark... paces nicely, funny as h***, well-rhymed, works well with the OS in other respects, and thank G*d I'm not as huge as the woman in your parody. (I am a fairly big girl, but not morbidly obese). Tearing 5s from this sheet of numbered Spandex.
Christie Marie M - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC I/J) In the words of Spongebob's Ripped Pants song:
"When I ripped my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
'till I went and blew it,
all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
all just because I [rip] ripped my pants.

Couldn't resist that one! (ripping sound) Oops, I think I ripped my own spandex laughing hysterically to your satire! LOL! Stretching out 5's for ya, Mark!
Mark Scotti - July 03, 2010 - Report this comment
"New wardrobe" of thanks to Andria & Christie!!
bobpiecheese - July 04, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC-IJ) A little bit repetitive in subject matter, but you did well with what you had to work with, subject- and OS-wise. 555 for you.
Mark Scotti - July 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, bobpir!!

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