Well she was not, very lean
Stretched those bottom seams
And the pants she wore
Held together, by a prayer
So when she, bent down for a moment,
Oh, then I saw her spandex tear

Well she's, mad at me
For I, then could see
A stretched out grey thong
In need of great repair
I, should have ran for some cover
Oh, when I saw her spandex tear

When I saw that view
My first thought, was, eeugh!
And I closed my eyes so tight

I won't sleep through the night
For that sight was quite a fright
For that thong was wrong
Granny panties are for her
Now, I'd switch my eyes with another
Oh, cause I saw her spandex tear

Well,
My lunch came up soon
When I saw her moon
And she bent, again, too tight

Oh, her pants came undone
And her buns each weighed a ton
Made a mental note
To buy new underwear
Now I'd trade days with any other
Because I saw her spandex tear

Oh, since I saw her spandex tear
Yeah, well since I saw her spandex tear