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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Her Spandex Tear"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Her Standing there"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Her Spandex Tear"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Shouldn't have worn it....

Well she was not, very lean
Stretched those bottom seams
And the pants she wore
Held together, by a prayer
So when she, bent down for a moment,
Oh, then I saw her spandex tear

Well she's, mad at me
For I, then could see
A stretched out grey thong
In need of great repair
I, should have ran for some cover
Oh, when I saw her spandex tear

When I saw that view
My first thought, was, eeugh!
And I closed my eyes so tight

I won't sleep through the night
For that sight was quite a fright
For that thong was wrong
Granny panties are for her
Now, I'd switch my eyes with another
Oh, cause I saw her spandex tear

Well,
My lunch came up soon
When I saw her moon
And she bent, again, too tight

Oh, her pants came undone
And her buns each weighed a ton
Made a mental note
To buy new underwear
Now I'd trade days with any other
Because I saw her spandex tear

Oh, since I saw her spandex tear
Yeah, well since I saw her spandex tear
Copyright 2009

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Claude Prez - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Great stuff Mark
alvin - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny...great title switch too
Jonathan S. - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny stuff.
Smeg And the Heads - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
That really was laugh out loud funny. Couple minor spots where the pacing doesn't quite work, but more than made up for by the imagery. "Buns each weighed a ton" ... class!
Timmy1000 - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Great title, funny song - 555
Mark Scotti - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Little late getting on today, soooo expannnded thanks to Claude, Alvin, Jonathan, Smeg, & Timmy. I had a good time myself laughing writing this one....
Andy Primus - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny
Mark Scotti - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andy!
Mr. Lycra - February 28, 2009 - Report this comment
I approve of this parody!
Mark Scotti - February 28, 2009 - Report this comment
I appreciate your approval, Mr. Lycra, and look forward to future expannnnded reviews!!!
TT - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Joins the "title-switch Hall of Fame", and more easy material (haha!) for your tribute.
Mark Scotti - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Expanding thanks to you, TT!!! I actually have an even better version of this one at: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles2349.shtml

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