Song Parodies -> "I Want to Hold Your Hand (But I'm a Germaphobe)"

Original Song Title:

"I Want to Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Want to Hold Your Hand (But I'm a Germaphobe)"

Parody Written by:

Nicholas Allman

The Lyrics

Oh, yeah, I'll tell you something
I think you'll understand
When I say that you've got germs
I want to hold your hand but I'm a germaphobe

I want to hold your hand but I'm a germaphobe
I want to hold your hand but I'm a germaphobe

Oh please say to me
You'll wash your hands
And please say to me
You'll use sanitizer, too
You'll wait and I'll get my gloves

I want to hold your hand but I'm a germaphobe
I want to hold your hand but I'm a germaphobe

And when I touch you I feel kinda creepy inside
It's such a feeling that my love
I've got to get my gloves, my gloves, oh, yes, my gloves

Yeah, you got that something
I think you'll understand
When I say that you've got germs
I want to hold your hand but I'm a germaphobe

I want to hold your hand but I'm a germaphobe
I want to hold your hand but I'm a germaphobe

And when I touch you I feel kinda creepy inside
It's such a feeling that my love
I've got to get my gloves, my gloves, oh, yes, my gloves

Yeah, you got that something
I think you'll understand
When I say that you've got germs
I want to hold your hand but I'm a germaphobe

I want to hold your hand but I'm a germaphobe
I want to hold your hand but I'm a germaphobe
I want to hold your hand but I'm a germaphobe

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