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Song Parodies -> "Eight Babies - Eek!"

Original Song Title:

"Eight Days A Week"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Eight Babies - Eek!"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

In case you hadn't guessed, it's about this story
Someone wants more kiddies
To shower with love
Six of 'em already
Still that ain't enough
Make me.. babies.. make me.. babies
Implanted by the lab, babe,
Eight babies - Eek!

Was the doctor sober
Had he lost his mind?
Were you glad all ova
Implanted this time?
Medic's ethics? Medic's ethics?
Where'll the money come from?
Eight babies - Eek!

Eight babies - Eek!
Enou-wo-wo-wuff f'you?
Eight babies - Eek!
Who's psychologic'ly impaired?

Though the world's appalled, babe,
You love 'em to bits
Can you feed 'em all, babe?
Just need six more tits
Dirty nappy.. dirty nappy
All day changing them nappies
Eight babies - Eek!

Eight babies - Eek!
To love you.
Eight babies - Eek!
Makes fourteen sprogs for whom to care

Was it part of your scheme, dear
You're a fertile wench
Got a football team, here
Even a subs bench
Feed one, change one, feed one, change one
You got more'n enough, girl:
Eight babies - Eek!,
Eight babies - Eek!,
Eight babies - Eek!

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Timmy1000 - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
555 - well done, especially the question about the doctor's sanity.
alvin - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
love it....the actual births took place less than a mile from where i live
McKludge - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I saw the promo for her interview. WAY too much collagen in those lips. Can't understand why a woman who already had 6 kids and was taking public assistance to raise them would want more kids. But then again, I can't understand women.
TJC - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny and topical... I can just hear your Sonny & Cher follow-on, "I got 2 (to the 3rd), babe!"
Stuart McArthur - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Apart from the brilliant title sub, my equal favourite lines were "Just need six more tits" and "Even a subs bench" - Brad and Ange will be fuming - 555
Phil Alexander - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all :-)

PS.. Alvin - you don't work at a fertility clinic, do you?
Kristof Robertson - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I concur with Stu about the "six more tits" line....great fun, Phil. Man...if she was here in the UK, the local council would have to move ERII out of Buck Palace to rehouse her! 555
Peregrin - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I also support six more tits. Errr, the comments! Love McKludge's last comment as well, sums her up perfectly :)
MrMacphisto - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Cute... lol... 5-5-5
Andria - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody, Phil, and I think that the lady who is the subject of this song is nuts and needs to be civilly committed to a mental hospital for the rest of her life with all 14 kids taken away. For one, the lady is obsessed with Angelina Jolie to the point of having a lot of kids like she does (although the octuplet mother has more kids than does Jolie), for two, she is living with her mother in a small, filthy house, for three, she is trying to get donations from people who are probably not going to give her a cent, and lastly, she seriously endangered her health by having that doctor (who should have his license yanked for good) put eight embryoes inside her. Nonetheless, a great parody, and 5s. - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
While I was in the shower the other day it occurred to me that "Eight Babies (something)" would be a good sub for "Eight Days a Week." I must have picked up your vibe. Nicely done, and more kudos on the tits line.
Phil Alexander - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Seems like everybody likes the idea of six more tits... cool :-)

...that reminds me - Spaff, have you seen how many hits your "99 words for boobs" has got? I wonder why...

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