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Song Parodies -> "Penthouse Mugazine"
Original Song Title:
"Yellow Submarine"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Penthouse Mugazine"
Parody Written by:
Stuart McArthur
The Lyrics
Hi folks, it's me, Ringo...........Down in Liverpool y'know, it's not all that excitin'........after Thomas The Tunk-Engine tunked, I've not had mooch to do really...
Into town
went I and bought
from the nearest
newsagency
coupla pens
and um a book
and a Penthouse
mugazine
Then I went
down to the creek
where I hoped I
would not be seen
But there's twent
-y other geeks
with their Penthouse
mugazines
We all hid with our
Penthouse mugazines
Penthouse mugazines
Penthouse mugazines
We all flipped through our
Penthouse mugazines
Penthouse mugazines
Penthouse mugazines
and we all......
really adored
Jill from Cork on page
44
and the hand......
began to play
(air trombone:)
bubba barump barump barump!
bubba barump barump barump!
We augmented our
Penthouse mugazines
Penthouse mugazines
Penthouse mugazines
We cemented our
Penthouse mugazines
Penthouse mugazines
Penthouse mugazines
At the end......
of this 'ere moonth
every one of us
is filthy keen
for more pens
and um, er, um......
(that new Penthouse
mugazine)
We all live for the
Penthouse mugazine
Penthouse mugazine
Penthouse mugazine
We're all Live - erpool's
Penthouse devotees
see us if you please
in newsagencies
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Funny Stuart. Almost funny enough to be in MAD Mugazine, wait that one doesn't work... Oh well...
Very funny! There's always a need for a couple of other small things and oh by the way, the mugazine.
and the hand began to play....lmao
Peace and Luv, Peace and Luv, and Fives.
Perfectly formed, hilariously shocking... sexceded my, Hef's and Hoff's sexpectations!!!
Great job!
thanks Matthias - it's a teenage boy rite-of-passage the day he graduates from Mad to Penthouse
thanks Timmy - we're all guilty your honour ;-)
thanks alvin, McKludge and Tim
thanks TJC - and by all accounts those are hard sexpectations to sexceed - lol
thanks Timmy - we're all guilty your honour ;-)
thanks alvin, McKludge and Tim
thanks TJC - and by all accounts those are hard sexpectations to sexceed - lol
:-)
...security code 7pm ... it's a bit later than that, though
...security code 7pm ... it's a bit later than that, though
An absolute "why didn't I think of that?" parody. Had me cackling from beginning to end....especially augmented/cemented.....f'ing hilarious, mate! 555+
Great sub for submarine...Penthouse is more fun to look at. anyway...
Great stuff, although now I can't change pages on my PC, they seem to be stuck...!
One of today's best... 5-5-5
thanks Phil - it's 11.55pm on Ringo's career, sadly
thanks Kristof - just like old times this is!
thanks Peregrin - some lemon juice and goanna oil can fix that
thanks Kristof - just like old times this is!
thanks Peregrin - some lemon juice and goanna oil can fix that
thanks MrMacphisto :-)
Missed this yesterday, Stu. It's so good to see you.
Of course this is great and funny. It's often the simple "why didn't I think of that" ideas that make the best parodies.
I kept thinking there was something wrong with your "a" key...but I think I've got it now
Of course this is great and funny. It's often the simple "why didn't I think of that" ideas that make the best parodies.
I kept thinking there was something wrong with your "a" key...but I think I've got it now
You forgot to mention those of us who buy it just for the articles....they DO have articles, don't they? Triple xxx 5's for this master....piece!
derRingo makes this whole nasty scene, funny, General McArthur, ~ Awesome Commander o'Allied Fires DownUdder~
Sorry I'm so late getting around to this - "and the hand began to play" has got to be the funniest punchline I've read since I started posting here!!! 555!!!
The centerfold is looking very 5 like!!!
(SOTM) Don't need to see the video for this one :) Funny song about our childhood :) Best line had to be "bubba barump barump barump!"
A snorefest of a OS, but a pretty good parody and it's good to see you back Stuart I liked the line, "And the hand... began to play"
its so hard... to think of things to say with so many comments butt..... vey good job on this damn i wish i wrote that song
Every one of us (every one of us)
Has all we need (Has stuff to read)
And now I can't think of a way to rhyme 'read the articles' while we're in our cubicles getting testy calls.
Well played, Stu. I like the limitations of the line length in this OS, and you used what space you had well
Has all we need (Has stuff to read)
And now I can't think of a way to rhyme 'read the articles' while we're in our cubicles getting testy calls.
Well played, Stu. I like the limitations of the line length in this OS, and you used what space you had well
Is it also a rite-of-passage to graduate from Penthouse to, like, Reader's Digest (LARGE PRINT EDITION)? Really funny and well-written, Stu; always a treat to read one of yours. And for some reason, "Jill from Cork" made me laugh.
Well I like a lot of beatles tunes, but not familiar with this one... or with the parody material for that matter (haha).
(SOTM) Pacing was absolutely tight as hell, and a quick Google clued me in to what the hell Penthouse Magazine is (though I did kinda guess from the parody itself). Great parody (no surprise), Stu!
Great
(SOTM) well, it was a good title sub, Liked the page 44 rhyme, just please don't do that near my place:)
SOTM...I think you have to be a guy to appreciate this fully, Stu. =) Excellent pacing...and some images that I never would have allowed into my brain otherwise... ; ) Nice work.
Fum to read again.
the simple "um" in line six made me laugh just now...like I can hear you as a young teen at the checkout counter
You handled what could have been a sticky subjest very well
the simple "um" in line six made me laugh just now...like I can hear you as a young teen at the checkout counter
You handled what could have been a sticky subjest very well
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