Song Parodies -> "All My Cousins (Part 2)"

Original Song Title:

"All My Loving"

Original Performer:

"All My Cousins (Part 2)"

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The Lyrics

Leftovers

Close your eyes and I’ll ditch you
Tomorrow I’ll pitch you
Like some kind of old worn out shoe
Ah, but what a big waste
To discard you in haste
So I’ll send all my cousins to you

They have all heard me praise your
Unwholesome behavior
They all want to know if it’s true
And a fam’ly that cares
Is a fam’ly that shares
So I’ll send all my cousins to you

All my cousins
I will send to yoooooou
All my cousins
Moe, Bob, and Shamu

Close your eyes, and kazowie
I’ve gone off to Maui
But I know you’ll need stuff to do
And so while I’m away
I’m sure you’ll say hooray
If I send all my cousins to you

All my cousins
I will send to yoooooou
All my cousins
Now that we are through

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Matthias - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment

I can't wait for Part 46 of this project... Heh, heh, heh... More great stuff Claude, and you're on a roll lately buddy!

Timmy1000 - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice followup. Is your cousin Shamu a little oversized?

Invisible Boy - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment

I'm enjoying your "cousins" series. I don't know why, but you have me thinking about the theme song to the old Patty Duke Show
"Here's Bubba who owns a double-wide
A pick-up truck's his favorite ride
But, Cletus only makes the scene
If he's the catcher for the team

Invisible Boy - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment

[Oops..].
It's his family pride
But they're cousins...etc.
I' ll work on it

Ann Hammond - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment

I like

TJC - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment

Too funny! A nice double entendre here if one assumes we're talkin' Archbishop of Milwaukee 'William Edwards Cousins' here!

alvin - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment

realatively speaking, this is hilarious

LilCatLicker - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment

yeah, Milwaukee is a "CatLickin ' town!

Below Average Dave - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment

That's absolutely hilarious, so wrong, but so hilarious.

AFW - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment

Especially liked the "Family cares and shares" lines

John Jenkins - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment

Thank you, Claude, for spreading these two parodies over two days so that we readers can better savor them. I'm looking forward to the next time you work "kazowie/Maui" into a parody.

Glen S - April 06, 2011 - Report this comment

Very funny Claude. Sloppy seconds, but well done :c). Especially like your rhyme for behaviour

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