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Song Parodies -> "Leprosy"
Original Song Title:
"Yesterday"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Leprosy"
Parody Written by:
Rex Ungericht
The Lyrics
This parody was requested. It is also about as far from an original concept as one can get, but I did write it before looking at the other leprosy parodies out there.
Leprosy
All my skin is falling off of me
Soon I'll be a triple amputee
It's all because of leprosy
Suddenly
I'm not half the man I used to be
'Cause my torso split apart from me
This leprosy came suddenly
Now I've lost a toe, don't you know
Where could it be
Oh no, where's my schlong
It's so wrong, this leprosy
Leprosy
Breaking up is not that hard for me
I'm as fractured as the GOP
It's all because of leprosy
It's so hard to hear when your ears
Have both popped free
And my derriere's
Over there, it's leprosy
Leprosy
All my skin is falling off of me
Or perhaps it's just the LSD
When I'm done trippin' then we'll see
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm............
All my skin is falling off of me
Soon I'll be a triple amputee
It's all because of leprosy
Suddenly
I'm not half the man I used to be
'Cause my torso split apart from me
This leprosy came suddenly
Now I've lost a toe, don't you know
Where could it be
Oh no, where's my schlong
It's so wrong, this leprosy
Leprosy
Breaking up is not that hard for me
I'm as fractured as the GOP
It's all because of leprosy
It's so hard to hear when your ears
Have both popped free
And my derriere's
Over there, it's leprosy
Leprosy
All my skin is falling off of me
Or perhaps it's just the LSD
When I'm done trippin' then we'll see
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm............
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"Breaking up is not that hard for me" alone makes this funnier than the others. Great stuff! I for one am glad you didn't let this idea rot away just because someone else did a half-assed job with it first.
"Half-Assed"... Nice pun Claude. I'd give you a hand, but I lost mine. This must have cost you an arm and a leg to write, but I'm glad you did and I think you might have lost your mind, because I found a brain behind you.
Actually it isn't the disease which causes the loss of extremities. It is that leprosy destroys the nerves, so the exremities become numb, and therefore prone to various infections, accidents, burns and other damage. Fortunately today there are good antibiotics for leprosy, and it can be cured.
Love it..crazy and off-the-wall humor..
Very demented and brilliant. Good thing your hand didn't fall off before writing this.
What Timmy said. Now how about "Leprosy" for "Let It Be"? When I find my digits in the rubble. . . .
Lots of LOL lines here, and it reminds me of my late Father's song..."Leprosy, oh I've got leprosy/there goes my eyeball into my highball..."
Good execution (yikes) of concept.
Thanks all.
I love it when the comments are as funny (or NEARLY as funny) as the subject matter. Thanks for making my day.
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