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Song Parodies -> "I Sawed That Damsel There"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Her Standing There"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Sawed That Damsel There"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...a magic trick that went awry...
one two three oops

well, she was sure severed clean
you know what i mean
and dismayed she looked
filleted beyond repair
i can't take a chance on another...ooh
since i sawed that damsel there

well, she worked for me
performed brilliantly
for our act was strong
i taught this bluff to her
she trusted me like a brother...ooh
then i sawed that damsel there

well my heart went boom
when i caused her doom
as i severed, grand, her spine

well they rant 'bout that night
when she faced that awful plight
twas a trick gone wrong
i failed and snuffed poor her
now my shot at fame has been smothered...ooh
since i sawed that damsel there

what a sense of gloom
in that spellbound room
in the box she lay supine

well the saw took its bite
and the blood was such a sight
and the gathered throng
they clearly were disturbed
well i'd take it back given druthers...ooh
when i sawed that damsel there
when i sawed that damsel there
yeah, when i sawed that damsel there

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Timmy1000 - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
555 - another great Beatles' parody; better stick with the card tricks.
Leo Keough - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
A humorously distressing turn of events - 555
Arwen - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL!!
Christie Marie M - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Poor damsel's now half a person. Very clever and realistic. Good show. 5's all the way!
Andria - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Alvin, this was a great job as usual, but if you were to saw me in half, I would bleed to death before you even got halfway through me, because I am on Coumadin, which is a blood-thinner. 5s.
Invisible Boy - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
There's nothing half-a$$ed about this one, alvin
alvin - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks timmy, leo, arwen, christie, andria.....ok...i won't try to saw you...thanks IB...lol
UnKnownVotrix - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Careful sir Alvin . . . this is borders on Jack the ripper!
AFW - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Brings to mind the old saying, "Knocked off a piece"...only you sawed one off...toothy idea, here
Ann Hammond - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
love it
MrMacphisto - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
A cut above the waist, er.. rest... 5-5-5

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