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Song Parodies -> "Resolution"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

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Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

I read the news today, oh boy, and they said "BARANSKI WRITES HIS FIRST BEATLES PARODY". Yep, after 113 parodies, I finally wrote a Beatles parody. Anyways, this song is about New Year's resolutions, and I'd just like to say that whether you make or break your resolution, things will be all right. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS? (Don't Know The Original Song?)
You say you got a resolution,
Well you know
We all want to change a bit.
You say you want to stop pollution,
Well you know
We all want to change a bit.

But when you talk like we’re gonna die,
Don’t you know it annoys me so?

‘Cause you know it’s gonna be
All right! [x3]

You say you’ll see its execution,
Well you know
I just hope you have a plan.
I don’t care if it’s Lilliputian,*
Hey, you know
You should do what you can.

But don’t you get all worked up if you don’t see it through,
Broken New Year’s resolutions are nothing new.

And you know it’s gonna be
All right! [x3]

[guitar/piano solo]

Please don’t mess up the Constitution,
‘Cause you know
It’s a sacred document.
They’ll saddle you with retribution,
And you might
Be buried under some cement.

It’s OK to say you agree with our enemies,
Just don’t start actin’ for them, or we’ll be displeased.

And you know that wouldn’t be
All right. [x3]

All right! [x8]

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alvin - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked the execution / lilliputian rhyme
John Barry - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, fives for Lilliputian.
Dylan Baranski - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for checking! I've got an ELO parody for tomorrow, too!
Christie Marie M - January 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I never make New Years resolutions because I always break them. I want to give a great shout out to a Beatles parody well done! Happy 2009 to you and everybody on AmIRight! 5's.
Andria - January 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I also don't make New Year's resolutions because I think that they are stupid, because they seem like they are meant to be broken, and because I am not one to commit to things like that, much like my ill-fated flings with the Atkins diet, physical therapy, gym memberships, etc. 5s.
Spoof-Man - January 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I made a New Year's resalution.....READ MORE OF YOU PARODIES!!! Great work Andria!!
Andria - January 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry, Spoof-Man, this isn't my parody. This is by Dylan Baranski, who has far more experience and many more parodies than I do. A word of advice to those who read my parodies: Avoid the first 4. They aren't any good.

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