I hear sodas bursting
You're flinging mashed potato-o-oes
Oh, no
It's a food fight and I cry oh no
Oh no, oh no
Somebody started a food fight
I cry oh no
Oh no, oh no
I'll be part of this darn food fight
I cry oh no

I would stay and duck low
While you were shooting ranch at your foes
Oh, no
What a food fight and I cry oh no
Oh no, oh no
I'm still caught up in a food fight
I cry oh no
Oh no, oh no
I gotta survive this food fight
I cry oh no

Why, why, why, why, why, why
We'd start a food fight
Food fight fight fight fight fight

Oh, no
It's a food fight and I cry oh no
Oh no, oh no
It's an unstoppable food fight
I cry oh no
Oh no, oh no
Must run and hide in this food fight
I cry oh no
Oh no, oh no
I'm still caught here in this food fight I cry oh no
Oh no

Eh oh, uh oh, heck no
Eh oh, uh oh, heck no