In the town where I reside
There's a little eatery
Carry out or snack inside
They sell lots of submarines

One day. at the counter, sat
Sipping tea with salad greens
In the kitchen saw a cat
Spraying on a submarine..

Please don't eat any yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
Not a treat is a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

Jumped up, I was so abhorred,
Tea and salad green quickly floored
Turned to customers to say...

Never chew on a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
Feline dew makes yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

Peed, it did, left a float stain, full peed
Full peed I said it was, pungent
On the table, on the table
Bye, bye, Sir, bye, bye
Crappy, Captain!

I won't eat where no cat peed
In the kitchen, cats, we do not need
(Sanitary rules should heed)
So disgusting and obscene
(Real disgusting and obscene)
Is a yellow submarine
(Ugh! a yellow submarine, phooey!)

Who would munch any yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
Lousy lunch is a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine..

Never snack on a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
Cat track's on a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine