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Song Parodies -> "Yellow Submarine"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

In the town where I reside
There's a little eatery
Carry out or snack inside
They sell lots of submarines

One day. at the counter, sat
Sipping tea with salad greens
In the kitchen saw a cat
Spraying on a submarine..

Please don't eat any yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
Not a treat is a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

Jumped up, I was so abhorred,
Tea and salad green quickly floored
Turned to customers to say...

Never chew on a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
Feline dew makes yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

Peed, it did, left a float stain, full peed
Full peed I said it was, pungent
On the table, on the table
Bye, bye, Sir, bye, bye
Crappy, Captain!

I won't eat where no cat peed
In the kitchen, cats, we do not need
(Sanitary rules should heed)
So disgusting and obscene
(Real disgusting and obscene)
Is a yellow submarine
(Ugh! a yellow submarine, phooey!)

Who would munch any yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
Lousy lunch is a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine..

Never snack on a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
Cat track's on a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine


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alvin - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny AND runny
Stan Hall - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
My keyboard thanks you a _lot_, AFW, for the nose-spewn cola bath it just received. My Wolverton Mountain entry for today began life with a yellow snow theme; now I'm glad it morphed into something else that, whatever its faults, won't be specifically relegated to the ... er, piss-poor box by this superior product. :-)
LilCougarCakes - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce; so sorry that you observed such distastefulness from my fuzzy feline cousins!
Andria - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
This was a great parody, as usual, and it reminds me of the time that I read about some guy in upstate New York who confessed to spitting on, urinating on and skating on frozen burger patties at a Burger King after it was discovered that he sprayed oven cleaner on a Whopper destined for a policeman. 5s.
Meriadoc - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I looked at the title and said "naw....it can't be..." ;-)
AFW - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and Stan: Appreciate your compl. comments, but I'd say your Mtn parody is on a much higher plain than my meager sub beneath the sea...and thanks, LCC, and Andria...I know I took the low road with this theme...I, myself hate to hear about such incidents...Restaurant expose's etc. I never watch on tv...more than I care to learn about fast foods that I sometimes consume...and thanks, Meri...
Harry - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Maybe it's some nasty vinagrette...Ugh...I'd like to see your parody called "let it pee"...LOL. Good job AFW...
John Barry - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Kitty, kitty, kitty.
AFW - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Harry...ya' got an idea there...and thanks, John
JAYNE - March 03, 2012 - Report this comment
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