Song Parodies -> "As My Keister Gently Beeps"

Original Song Title:

"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"

Original Performer:

"As My Keister Gently Beeps"

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The Lyrics

I lie in bed next to my love, who is sleeping
As my keister gently beeps
They get fried once more, refried beans I'd been heaping
As my keister gently beeps..

At Taco Bell, earlier, dining
Spanish cuisine, I shoved
Now in my gut, sounds like coal mining
The ore cars roll thru..

Abdominally, I can feel lots of turning
As my keister gently beeps
Intestinal rolls, that sound like butter churning
And my keister gently beeps

Feels like a plow has been inserted
Stomach's inverted, too
Trickles and slosh, inside, are squirted
Bubbles are spurted thru

Now, out of bed, I see my love quickly leaping
As my keister gently beeps
Her expletive, Chuckie
And this website, rightly bleeps

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2Eagle - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment

The title alone deserves 5's.

alvin - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment

one of the gentlest fart songs to come down the..uh...pike....clever ending

Andria - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment

AFW, are you slamming this website? If the last seven words of the parody are to be judged, it sure seems like it. It just does not seem like you at all. However, the potty humor and pacing still warrant 5s.

Stan Hall - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment

I smell a 5. Ewww ... here comes another. And another! .... :-)

LittleCougaress - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Careful, Sir ! . . . however, the coal mining line with the ore cars was very unique & highly descriptive of a tummy in jeopardy .

AFW - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, 2Eag, alvin..and Andria..Slamming?..not at all..read it again, I say, "rightly bleeps an expletive"...and thanks, Stan, and LCC...

Andria - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Actually, AFW, if I am not mistaken, your parody as it appears on AmIRight makes a derogatory reference to AmIRight that also mentions Chucky G in the last seven words ("Her expletive, Chuckie, and this website rightly bleeps"). AFW, I would hate to see you banned from AmIRight, as would many other people.

John Jenkins - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Very well done, particularly the coal mining and butter churning metaphors, but I had a minor pacing problem with keister.

AFW - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, John....and Andria: What are you talking about...I'm saying that Chuckie and the website have the right to bleep her expletive.......what is degratory about that?...read it the right way...

Andria - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment

AFW, after reading your parody three more times, I finally got the jist of it. I realized that you meant exactly what you wrote, and I am truly sorry for offending you if I did. : )

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