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Song Parodies -> "Joe The Plumber"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Joe The Plumber"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

DKTOS - Click here for a Youtube selection of The Beatles "Come Together"
Sell me, sell me, sell me, sell me,

He run the pipe shop,
When plumb, poop go out slowly.
He use, poly-glycol,
For one, slowly flo-wer.
Got no hair, bald, as can be,
Got no need for broker,
Wants the businesses keys.

Quote me, quote me, quote me, quote me,

He give the boo sign,
He caught, no can do all.
Was shot, money figures,
Refute, B'rack Obama.
He say, don't owe you, don't own me,
Your thing is to sell YOU,
And you ain't foolin' me.
Joe the plumber, his vote, might not see.

Bail me, bail me, bail me, bail me,

No tax reduction,
He can't, fund us some loot.
He can, oh no afford,
No more, line of credit.
While Main Street's, down, on hands and knees,
Holding on the farm there,
Makes us feel ill at ease.
Joe the plumber, fight now, set us free.

Bite me, bite me,

His role, our poster,
Don't want, share our earnings.
Forgot, Magna Carta,
Want no, Adolph Hitler.
They play two for one, economy.
Got a good job cooking,
Just wants "propriet’ry".
Joe the plumber, likes small, industry.


Joe the plumber, yeah... Joe the plumber yeah...
Joe the plumber, yeah... Joe the plumber yeah...
Joe the plumber, yeeah... Joe the plumber, yeeeeah....
Joe the plumber, yeeeeah... Joe the plumber, yeah... Joe the plumber... yeah...

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adagio - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
That was cute and right on, especially the way he confronted Obama.

This phrase melded in perfectly...'His role, our poster,' :) 5's
alvin - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...dug this a lot...."joe the plumber" sounds like one of your mob fellows
John Barry - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice Joeb.
Joe Acorn - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah - you and the sewer pipe you rode in on. This is absolutely over the top. Superb piece of writing here. Says it all. 5s.
lilCUPcakes - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Five votes for this working class Joe !
John Jenkins - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Senator Obama was definitely spreading something around when he told Joe the Plumber he wanted to spread his wealth around. Magna Carta and Adolph Hitler might have been somewhat over the top, but hilariously so. Well done, Guy.
Christie Marie M - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
LMAFAO'd at your parody!! I especially love the "sell me, quote me, bail me, bite me" lines!" Ironically, I used to have a plumber whose name is also Joe. He's such a funny guy. Yep, Joe the Plumber in your song drained all our troubles away!! Unanimous 5's all the way!
Glen S - October 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I remember getting a headache trying to do this song. Well done.
PMS - October 18, 2008 - Report this comment
This was plumb flush with great lines
Royce Miller - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Guy, I don't know how you do it--I can't help but think of the movie "Swing Vote" when it comes to Joe. One guy hanging out there in the media breeze.
Guy - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Pat, This thing is still booming on the media circuit. What a can of worms has been opened by one average Joe being vetted by a media feeding frenzy. I had reservations about submitting this on Thursday night, until I watched ABC, CBS & NBC early morning news at oh-dark-thirty on Friday morning. When I saw how they attacked that man I felt that I had to say my piece in the way I know best - and that is through satire. Thanks.

Alvin - On a lighter note you made me LOL with your comment. That would be just the name I would use in a mob parody if I needed it. Don't give any ideas - I have too many now for future work that my head hurts from it. Thanks for your comment, buddy.

John B.- LOL - Nice Joeb... I like that come back. Thanks.

Joe A - Yikes! How did you know what I ride to work? Thanks.

M'Lady - You brighten the web page again gracing it with your presence of comment. My thanks I give to you for making my day a bit brighter with your attention.

John J. - Yeah you may be correct. That is a bit of a stretch but it seemed to fit when I wrote it. Thanks.

Christie - I seldom get an LMAFAO'd in my comments. I am pleased to have pleased you. Thanks.

Glen - This is really not a hard song to parody, at least not for me. I have at least seven "Come Together" parodies on this site back to 2003. It's a matter of thinking outside the box on this OS just as it is with "Bohemian Rhapsody" of which I have at least nine published parodies. You simply hear the OS line in your head and imagine something that sounds similar but works for whatever is the subject of your parody. Then it's just a matter of lather, rinse, repeat. Hope to see you do one sometime. You are AKA 2nz, right?

PMS - "Plumb flush", huh? Sounds like a tasty wine. I've heard of a hearts flush, spades flush, clubs flush and diamonds flush, but never a plum(b) flush. Reminds me of a scene at work recently - Our men’s room can only facilitate three users at a time. I was the third in line waiting for relief when finally I heard the sound of a porcelain fixture flushing. That is when I made the remark that this is the only time a flush beats a full house. The guy in front of me very nearly needed a change of trousers more than a porcelain fixture. This kind of situation is a bad time for humor to those waiting. I busted the room wide open with that comment. Thanks for your comment.

Royce! It is so nice to see your name out here. I hope this has brought a bright spot to your day. Take care and go with God.

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