i started bleeding
a beating from my wife
oh yeah...oh yeah
i started bleeding
the beating of my life
oh no...oh no ...oh no
i started bleeding...yeah

i don't believe it...its like she must have trained
oh yeah...oh yeah
i can't conceive it
she quickly bashed my brains
oh no...oh no...oh no
i started bleeding

from the rear, she approached without sound
suddenly i'm down, right where she'd thrown me
then she started kicking my poor body and her feet just flew

i started bleeding
i think she broke my nose
oh yeah...oh yeah
i started bleeding
she nearly left me comatose
oh no...oh no...oh no
i started bleeding

then she socked me in the left ear
then upon my back, she did climb
i was letting out a loud scream
she was having such a good time
then i asked her, would you stop, dear ?
in my stomach, felt her fist pound
took a moment just to rest up
then she started on the next round

then she bit me on the right ear
as for ribs, i think she broke nine
she was rupturing my poor spleen
didn't take that as a good sign
couldn't see because my eyes teared
ear drum pierced so there was no sound
i could tell my neck was screwed up
tried to stand but merely fell down

oh yeah...yeah...ooooooooh