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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Her Scanty Hair"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Her Standing There"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Her Scanty Hair"

Parody Written by:

Deadman Turner

The Lyrics

This is a little on the rude side.
Well, she was just seventeen (you know what I mean),
and her fishnet tights were way beyond repair;
so, how could I glance at another
when I saw her downy hair?

Well, she looked at me, and I at once could see
that she wore no undies nor a brassiere.
I could not glance at another
when I saw her scanty hair.

My heart beat fast
when she ambled past
and she raised her skirt up high;

so, we went back to my place, and she sat upon my face,
and she told me she was still at school and where;
now, I dare not glance at another
since I saw her pubic hair.

My heartbeat rose
when she touched her toes
right before my very eye.

Well, I have been forlorn since I learned when she was born,
and so now I have to exercise real care;
It seems that years ago I knew her mother,
and I saw her pubic hair.
http://www.informalmusic.com/scanty/ (links to mp3)

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Peregrin - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, I'll be brave enough to comment! Your intro was correct, however, it was very well done. Not quite sure where you were going with the last couple of lines!
Meriadoc - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
He said 'pubic hair' - ha ha...

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