Song Parodies -> "A New Target to Slam"

Original Song Title:

"With A Little Help From My Friends"

Original Performer:

"A New Target to Slam"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I've noticed over the years that a fellow named William Tong has become the most prolific writer on this site, mostly lampooning the foibles of our current President. I'm wondering how the results of this year's election are going to affect Mr Tong's career, when he doesn't have George Bush to kick around anymore?

What will you do when the campaign is through?
Will you shut down your trusty PC?
If Barack gets the nod, will worship your god
and abandon this web site to me?

Or will you find a new target to slam?
Try to find a new target to slam
Gonna find a new target to slam

When George Bush leaves the scene will a blue empty screen
Be your way of telling us good-night?
Or an Obama mistake be that much needed break
And he becomes a new foe man to smite?

Will you find a new target to slam?
Try and find a new target to slam
Gonna find a new target to slam

Will you miss "el Arbusto"
Do you need someone to attack?
Will you "con mucho gusto"
Shift your aim to Barack?

Will you find a new target to slam?
Try to find a new target to slam
Gonna find a new target to slam

A win by McCain would cause everyone pain
He just rubs this conservative wrong
The sole consolation, he's sure inspiration
For more lyrics from a fellow named Tong

Will you find a new target to slam?
Try to find a new target to slam
Gonna find a new target to slam

I sure miss Ronald Reagan
I even miss Dubya's Dad
After eight years of failures
Slick Willy don't look all that bad

Will you find a new target to slam
Gonna find a new target to slam
Bound to find a new target to slam

I like the Beatle's version better, but if you have a sore throat and your voice is hoarse, you can always imitate Joe Cocker

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