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Song Parodies -> "Everybody's Got Someplace to Live"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody's Got Something to Hide"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Everybody's Got Someplace to Live"
Parody Written by:
Wolverine
The Lyrics
Full title: Everybody's Got Someplace to Live Except My Evil Monkey. (Yes, a Family Guy sendup)
Look out he's back
I'm in the sack
He glares and points at me
I cry and hide from thee
Monkey leave, please go away
Need my sleep for the new day
Why are you here
Scared when you're near
Everybody's got someplace to live except for my evil monkey.
The longer you stay the worse my clothes smell
My closet is not a dwelling for you
So go on
Get gone
Can't you live at the zoo?
Eviction, served to you
Go back to live at your place
Don't mean to be a hard case
Don't belong here
Creating fear
Everybody's got someplace to dwell except for my Stoopid Monkey.
Not always evil, was once normal and good
One early trip home, and his marriage was wrecked
No excuse, recluse
Return to your old life
Conquer your recent strife
Smoking dog Brian's ganja
Like Peter in Naranja*
No one sees him
Think that I'm dim
Everybody's got someplace to crash except for that evil monkey.
(monkey chatter to end the song)
I'm in the sack
He glares and points at me
I cry and hide from thee
Monkey leave, please go away
Need my sleep for the new day
Why are you here
Scared when you're near
Everybody's got someplace to live except for my evil monkey.
The longer you stay the worse my clothes smell
My closet is not a dwelling for you
So go on
Get gone
Can't you live at the zoo?
Eviction, served to you
Go back to live at your place
Don't mean to be a hard case
Don't belong here
Creating fear
Everybody's got someplace to dwell except for my Stoopid Monkey.
Not always evil, was once normal and good
One early trip home, and his marriage was wrecked
No excuse, recluse
Return to your old life
Conquer your recent strife
Smoking dog Brian's ganja
Like Peter in Naranja*
No one sees him
Think that I'm dim
Everybody's got someplace to crash except for that evil monkey.
(monkey chatter to end the song)
*Naranja, Florida. Yes, it's random, in the song just 'cause it rhymes. Just as random as a Family Guy flashback.
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Artistry-34 - Wolverine - You didn't monkey around with this one. Methinks that this particular primate escaped from that room - you know the one that is full of Monkeys? Nice bit of monkey business here.
This kinda works for people who haven't seen Family Guy, well... At least up into the last stanza where you referenced Peter and Brian, it could be about pretty much any evil monkey... I kinda wish you kept it that way, not that I'm opposed to a Family Guy parody, we all know that The Simpsons and Flintstones have been overdone and it's good to see other popular cartoons get slammed, but something about that last stanza threw me for a loop.
Great work
Great song. This song was amazing. I tpp am a big family guy fan. 555.
(Artistry) I have never seen Family Guy except for random clips on YouTube when I was bored sh!tless. But still, everything's better with monkeys. And evil monkeys are even better. 555 for you.
(Artistry) I repeat everybody else's sentiments about monkeys vs. Family Guy references.
Not having seen this episode of family guy, I was a bit lost on the humor. Good subs with the limited lines though, Wolverine.
(Artistry) http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=2025250590 for anyone who is unaware of the evil monkey. Fun parody.
(Artistry) This was about Family Guy? I haven't seen too many episodes of Family Guy, I thought it was funny without having seen the episode anyway. Not bad for what you had to work with, what the heck were they referring to in TOS anyway?
Hey! I used to live in Naranja!
And now to Ollie Williams with out Black-u-parody review. Ollie? "THAT MONKEY POOPED IN MY SHOE!" Thank you, Ollie...
Funny, and I'm sure you got the monkey off your back! I've become a family guy fan so I got a lot out of this
I'm all for a Family Guy parody. Although I'm not really a fan of the show, I have seen them use musical numbers that use song parody. So...what's not to love ?
And I agree..."Naranja" is much easier to rhyme than "orange"...
And I agree..."Naranja" is much easier to rhyme than "orange"...
Thank you everyone for your comments.
Red Ant (and those readers not familiar with the show or the "character"), it's not a particular episode. The "evil monkey" that lives in Chris' closet has been reoccurring bit on the show. Much like Mr. Snuffleupagus (sp) on Sesame Street, no one but Chris sees him. It was explained later on that he wasn't always evil, but that he became so when he came home early from work one day, and caught his wife in bed with another monkey.
And "Ollie Williams", thank you! That made my night.
We now go live to Diane doing her nails.
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